about gran_pulse opening tomorrow!

[pollo]

AH! WHAT TO DO?! WHY AM I SO ALONE?

Trucy, where the hell are you?!

I know it opens tomorrow, I'm so happy that I finally have a home again. I wish Mr. Wright would stop being lazy and show his face. How am I going to deal with all the fresh air!

I WILL BECOME A HERMIT.

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[integra_hellsing]

[ A REAL LAME MAN, YEAH. ]

Then that's all you really need to know. Yes, he is real, and luckily for you, he is bound to me... of course, should he end up where you are and a version of myself is not there, I can't say how safe you'd be.

[pollo]

[I SEE YOU STILL CONSIDER ME A MAN. POINT PROVEN.]

Well, then you best get over here! I don't want a crazy vampire trying to suck the life out of me.

[integra_hellsing]

[ WELL YOU DON'T HAVE BOOBS... UNLESS YOU'VE HAD A SEX CHANGE. THIS IS POSSIBLE. ]

I'm afraid I have my own battles to fight. It would appear you are on your own, should you arrive.

[ She... shouldn't be as amused as she is. ]

[pollo]

[AW, YEAH. APOLLO ROCKS OUT WITH HIS COCK OUT.]

That's too bad. You seem to be pretty awesome.

[integra_hellsing]

[ IS THAT A ROOSTER IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME? ]

Well, that is the first time anyone has said that. Thank you.

[pollo]

[I DO HAPPEN TO HAVE A ROOSTER.]

Yeah, you're welcome. I hope you win all of your battle, warrior princess!

[integra_hellsing]

[ WELL, THEN. THERE'S ONE MYSTERY SOLVED, SCOOBY. ]

Thank you. I hope you win all of your cases and the suchness, Hermit Attorney.