about gran_pulse opening tomorrow!

[pollo]

AH! WHAT TO DO?! WHY AM I SO ALONE?

Trucy, where the hell are you?!

I know it opens tomorrow, I'm so happy that I finally have a home again. I wish Mr. Wright would stop being lazy and show his face. How am I going to deal with all the fresh air!

I WILL BECOME A HERMIT.

Comments

[integra_hellsing]

[integra_hellsing]

Perhaps it would do you some good to sit down and relax.

[trucydoll]

What do you mean, where am I? And you shouldn't say hell!

[pollo]

Whose not relaxed?! I'm relaxed.

[integra_hellsing]

Really.

[pollo]

TRUCY!

I'm an adult! I can say whatever I want.

Where have you been, missy?

[pollo]

Someone needs to get some sleep!

Everything is totally fine!

[integra_hellsing]

My mun informs me that you are an attorney. Is this true?

[pollo]

I'm the best attorney if you want JUSTICE!

Be professional!

Okay, yes, I am an attorney.

[integra_hellsing]

What sort of attorney becomes a hermit?

[pollo]

One who has never seen monsters and hates fresh air!

This kind! You haven't seen what I've seen!

[integra_hellsing]

[ This earns him a small, sadistic smile. ]

Haven't I?

[pollo]

[Wide eyes.]

You have a creepy nice smile like my mentor used to have.

[integra_hellsing]

Thank you, I suppose. Now, what sort of things have you seen that I have not, hm?

[pollo]

Weird feral creatures and wide open spaces that I've never seen in LA.

[integra_hellsing]

...

[ Seriously, man? :| ]

That's it?

[pollo]

[APOLLO IS A CHICKEN SHIT.]

You haven't seen them, lady! There are turtles as big as buildings. I feared being stepped on.

[integra_hellsing]

[ IT'S A TURTLE FOR GOD'S SAKE. ]

That sounds different. Hn, Alucard would have fun there.

[pollo]

[BUT IT IS A BIG ONE INTEGRA.]

It is different. It's really gloomy at the moment, but I feel the sky is going to suck me up or something.

Who is Alucard?

[trucydoll]

Oh, I've been... you know... around~

If you're an adult I'm the queen of England.

[pollo]

Tally Ho! It's nice to see you Queen!

Around? Where is this around?

Oh god, you are showing your panties to everyone are you?

[integra_hellsing]

[ LOOK WHEN IT GROWS FANGS, THEN COME COMPLAINING TO ME. :| ]

...Yes, he would definitely enjoy that place. Alucard is my servant, and someone you'd probably not want to affiliate yourself with.

[trucydoll]

You'd be surprised how many people want to talk to me when I start conversations with "wanna see my panties?"!

sorry this thread is lulz for me.

[pollo]

[IT HAS TUSKS. THAT COUNTS. SAVE ME INTEGRA!]

He must be a prosecutor! We wouldn't get along unless he's gotta pretty sweet band?

[pollo]

TRUCY.

YOU DON'T TELL PEOPLE THAT DO YOU?!