Muse woke up from his nap and is still grouchy

[twin_armageddons]

why are you even botheriing wiith thii2?
we both know that fiir2tly, you have no iintere2t iin playiing me agaiin and 2econdly, whether you wanted two play me agaiin or not ii2 iirrelevant becau2e there ii2 no way ii am gettiing conned iintwo joiiniing your lou2y 2cheme2 yet agaiin.

nope.
not happeniing ju2t buzz off.
and oh my god 2top makiing me 2ay that, iit'2 not funny.
iit ha2 liiterally never been funny and wiill contiinue two remaiin unfunny for the re2t of doomed eterniity 2O JU2T 2TOP.

Comments

[timelymaid]

hahaha i think its pretty funny actually
its a pun
i love puns
but no one ever laughs at mine :(

wait no momo laughed at one gosh i love her

[twin_armageddons]

that'2 becau2e mo2t of your2 are really lame aa.

who ii2 momo??

[You love someone and you didnt even tell him??]

[timelymaid]

wow rude!!!
every sollux is rude about that :T
the sollux in the route place even said i cant come up with good puns
so i said i would come up with a doom pun!




john and i are working on that okay i guess doom isnt that funny :|

momo is a terrific girl i met in the pokemon place
shes like one of my best friends!
also she used to be dead too and helped out in the afterlife :D
we have a lot in common its great
also she introduced me to chocolate strawberries
chocolate strawberries rock you should have some with me sometime
actually chocolate anything rocks

[twin_armageddons]

that'2 becau2e every aradiia ha2 2hiitty pun2, 2orry two 2ay.
and doom one2 wiill never be funny, ii know you thiink that me and all ther other me2 dyiing con2tantly 2erve2 a2 2ome form of entertaiinment but really, iit'2 not funny at all.

[timelymaid]

oh come on i dont think you dying is funny
i just think youre being a bit overdramatic about it
its not like youre even dead!!
i mean i died a lot too and im not in a tizzy about it :T
youre 100% alive now be happy about it!
live on the upswing!

i mean theres that 100% dead you too but were ignoring him for the moment
hes not relevant to this discussion

also john and momo think my puns rock so there

[twin_armageddons]

are you wantiing me two apologiize for makiing a deal out of DYIING?
well 2orry that iit iinconveniienced you 2o much ii wiill remember that next tiime my iin2iide2 explode.

al2o ii don't really care what they thiink becau2e ii don't even know them, apart from that john guy and he ii2 an utter iidiiot.

[timelymaid]

no
im wanting you to stop pouting about it!
you arent special for having died sollux :p
i did it first anyway
so ha!
also ill make sure your insides dont explode gosh
or at least not very much

oh dont say that
hes fun!
i like him
he got me a shit that glows in the dark :)

[twin_armageddons]

he got you glow iin the dark 2hiit.
what.

[timelymaid]

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the haunter glows in the dark!!!
it is the best thing ever

[twin_armageddons]

oh, that.

iit'2 okay ii gue22.

[timelymaid]

:T
it is the best thing ever!!!
you just dont understand how awesome it is because youre not wearing it okay
it a glow in the dark ghost pokemon shirt!

anyway
that aside
arent you at least kind of enjoying being out? :)

[twin_armageddons]

iit'2 not bad but ii 2tiill thiink your faiiry godtiier clothe2 2uiit you better.
or maybe iit'2 becau2 ii am 2o u2ed two 2eeiing you iin them now that anythiing el2e look2 2trange two me.

iit'2 not 2o bad beiing out, riight now at lea2t.

[timelymaid]

lets go with the first one
that was very nearly a compliment so i like it better :p

because you get to talk to me and feferi and terezi and other amazing people?
i knew it!!

[twin_armageddons]

almo2t but not quiite.

talkiing two you guy2 ii2 fiine though, untiill you do 2omethiing two pii22 me off, that ii2.
well, apart from ff ii don't think 2he ii2 even capable of pii22iing me off liike you and tz can.

[timelymaid]

ill take what i can get!

hahaha but you forgive me when i piss you off
because that is what best friends do!!
otherwise why would you still talk to me really

[twin_armageddons]

we went through thii2 before, iit'2 mo2tly becau2e ii want two make my2elf 2uffer the con2tant mental paiin that come2 wiith rememberiing why you diied iin the fiir2t place.

but 2ure we can ju2t go for that be2t friiend rea2oniing two.

[timelymaid]

would you feel better about that if i like punched you
or kicked you in the shin or something

because its not like we could have avoided that!
wed all have died if i hadnt died i believe we went over this
because temporal shenanigans which you have no business worrying about!

:D
admit it you adore me and my friendship
youre happy to see me
admit youre happy sollux
you can do it i believe in you!!

[twin_armageddons]

ii am happy two 2ee you, for now, untiill 2omethiing el2e goe2 terriibly wrong.

there.

[timelymaid]

someday i am going to get you to admit youre happy to see me completely devoid of qualifiers
its going to happen just you wait

never you mind this has been a goal since we were small someday i have faith it will happen!

[twin_armageddons]

for me to do that ii would actually have two be happy about thiing2 and that ii2 never goiing two happen becau2e liife ii2 terriible.

[timelymaid]

oh it is not
i think life is pretty grand!!
and youre absolutely going to see that someday
as improbable as that seems to you just now

[twin_armageddons]

you know ii thiink that maybe ii preferred you when you were depre22iing and uniintere2ted iin anythiing.

[timelymaid]

you dont mean that

[twin_armageddons]

maybe ii do.

[timelymaid]

nope you prefer me alive :)