Muse woke up from his nap and is still grouchy

[twin_armageddons]

why are you even botheriing wiith thii2?
we both know that fiir2tly, you have no iintere2t iin playiing me agaiin and 2econdly, whether you wanted two play me agaiin or not ii2 iirrelevant becau2e there ii2 no way ii am gettiing conned iintwo joiiniing your lou2y 2cheme2 yet agaiin.

nope.
not happeniing ju2t buzz off.
and oh my god 2top makiing me 2ay that, iit'2 not funny.
iit ha2 liiterally never been funny and wiill contiinue two remaiin unfunny for the re2t of doomed eterniity 2O JU2T 2TOP.

Comments

[ima_something]

You... have been informed to who you're talking to haven't you? I can fix this for you really quickly.

[twin_armageddons]

...actually ii don't have a damn clue who you are.

[ima_something]

Riiight that must be the other version of you that I had this same conversation with. [ WHATEVS ] I'm Susan, the Granddaughter of Death. I can fix the not dying thing very, hm. Promptly, shall we say?

[twin_armageddons]

how can you be related two death, iit ii2n't even a per2on iit'2 a thiing.

[ima_something]

He is a thing. A thing that people believe in, and if enough people believe in something, they come to life. And he's Death, you know, a skeleton in a big cloak with a scythe.

Gods I hate doing this... [ she clears her throat. ] ʜᴇ ᴛᴀʟᴋs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs. [ and then she coughs some more because normal people don't sound like cement slabs clacking together and coffins creaking. ]

[twin_armageddons]

the whole iimage of death beiing 2ome dude iin a cloack ii2 2o cliiche, ii don't beliieve you.