Muse does not appreciate how I play the Deadpool game | Dan Vs.

[angry_jerk]

No no NO! You're playing all wrong! You need to upgrade the points you can get for each kill first! Then you'll be able to afford stronger attacks!

Oh my god... Did you learn how to play shooters from your grandmother?! You've hit a grand total of nothing in this game! Have you even played a shooter before?! No, LA Noire does not count!

... Just... Give me the controller. Before you givr me an aneurism with your unbelievable stupidity.

[...]

You're giving me crap about being a voice in your head... WHILE PLAYING A DEADPOOL GAME?!

Oh wait, don't do that, don't- WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! GAME OVER! AGAIN! WHY WOULD YOU RUN IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIREFIGHT, YOU IMBECILE?!?!

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[angry_jerk]

Shut up! My face is awesome! You're just jealous.

[hangthedj]

Oh yeah, I'm totally jealous and intimidated by you and your soulpatch.

[Can you feel the sarcasm?]

What, d'you just glue some toothbrush bristles your chin and call it a day?

[angry_jerk]

Hey! Don't knock the soul patch. People dig the soul patch. I dig the soul patch.

And it grows naturally, thank you very much.

[hangthedj]

Yeah, y'know who digs the soul patch? Other people with soul patches.

And I'm glad you took the time to separate yourself from the category of 'people'. You're making this way too easy, dude.

[Vinyl, no, stop taunting the violent sociopath.]

[angry_jerk]

[But he does make it easy. Even if it's a terrible idea.]

I've never met anyone else I liked with a soul patch.

And why shouldn't I seperate myself? People are stupid. I'm awesome!