re: recent threads in which jim is jim.

[hischair]

Irene, Koriand'r, Carol ... That's hardly what I'd call a list, especially inside a week. I don't know what you find so funny about it, and I cleaned Bones's sheets afterwards so he can't complain.

[ THANKS FOR LETTING HIM USE YOUR PLACE, BRO. ]

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[polyglot]

[ it's easy with spock! they spend 90% of the time on the same wavelength and 10% of the time ignoring each other. sort of. it's hard to explain. ]

Of course. But this one was particularly thoughtless, even for him.

[redundancy]

[ SEE. give her science any day! even when it doesn't make sense, it makes sense. ]

If I hadn't gone on that shore-leave, none of this would have even happened.

[polyglot]

[ it feels that way with spock! even when they're not talking! which is weird... ]

Shore-leave is more important than just a holiday. There are physiological benefits as well. [ but of course, Marcus would know that. ] .. Who knows? It might have been good for you, anyway. Even if this happened.

[redundancy]

[ ...dating spock would be akin to science.

but no, she wants to stay in her lab forever and ever. ] Less alcohol then, next time.

[polyglot]

[ pretty much, yep. besides, uhura has been known to er. let loose sometimes. with interesting results. have you ever tried seducing a vulcan? it's not easy, for one. ]

If you ask me, that's not bad for you as well. In moderation.

[redundancy]

[ girl you get mad respect for EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE ]

Seems as if the same could be said of our Captain.

[polyglot]

[ don't say that; spock gets to hold her hair when she drinks too much tequila, they called it equal after that. ]

I don't think he'll ever learn to do anything small. It's not the way he does things.

[medicos]

If it makes you feel better, Dr. Marcus, I'll have him chained and collared next time we dock the ship.

????!!!!!!

[hischair]

[medicos]

Remember what I said about neutering you?

[hischair]

But you just said ... about collars?

[medicos]

It's a metaphor, you perverted man child. Mind out of the gutter. [ hypocrisy, thy name is leonard mccoy. ]

[hischair]

My mind?

[ UMMMMM EXCUSE YOU MAN ]

You chain me to the chair, I'll ...

[ Being threatening is hard when wow chains and collars that is PERVERTED, BONES. You have tainted his great purity of mind on the subject!!! ]

[redundancy]

That still leaves his mouth as his disposal, Lieutenant Commander.

1/??????????????

[medicos]

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[ um. ]

i'm done SO DONE.

[medicos]

[ yeah, no. let's not go there.

they're professionals, dammit. ]

I'd suggest cutting off his tongue, but that seems too barbaric.

slow claps

[redundancy]

[ BONES. WHY ARE YOU EVEN THINKING THAT WAY??????

don't think your little show wasn't noticed by carol, btw, but...

h e h ]

A ball gag, then?

[ she's a little sorry, bones. ]

[medicos]

[ this is the face of a man in the midst of another existential crisis and making attempts to slow it down until further notice. ]

Is that what's going to help?

[ DON'T THINK HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. HE WAS PREVIOUSLY MARRIED. ]

[redundancy]

[ ah, yes, bones is an unfortunate veteran in the ways of women... don't worry, bones, carol is a merciful one.

except you are remarkably adorable when you're trying to gather your bearings like that. ]

I can't imagine any other way to keep his mouth occupied, can you?

JIM IS NEARBY MAKING ALL THESE FACES AT YOU GUYS

[hischair]

GO HOME JIM YOU'RE DRUNK

[redundancy]