re: recent threads in which jim is jim.

[hischair]

Irene, Koriand'r, Carol ... That's hardly what I'd call a list, especially inside a week. I don't know what you find so funny about it, and I cleaned Bones's sheets afterwards so he can't complain.

[ THANKS FOR LETTING HIM USE YOUR PLACE, BRO. ]

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[medicos]

It's not going to the rec room.

[hischair]

Yes, it is. Captain's orders.

[medicos]

You're pulling rank now?

[hischair]

It's a kid's love note, Bones. In crayon. And it's going in the rec room for as long as Spock pretends not to care about whether it's up or not.

[medicos]

[ jesus don't put the l word and spock in the same breath, for the love of god ]

Yeah, you're abusing your privilege for a kid's note, Jim. Do you even hear yourself?

[hischair]

[ He doesn't even have any eyebrows rn they've gone to join his hairline. ]

You don't want one? I was going to make ours yellow and blue.

[medicos]

[ — okay he stops at that. ]

First of all, yellow is not going to show on paper.

[hischair]

[ :>!!! ]

It will, it'll be a dark yellow. Unless you want me to write it in yellow and go around it with blue.

[ Janeway and her crew will see them debating how best to write a child's love note to each other in crayon and just LEAVE, he's accepted that. Welcome to the Enterprise! We do what we want. ]

[medicos]

[ IGNORING THAT ]

Second, putting hearts around it is just stupid. And childish. You're a child, fine. But I'm not.

[hischair]

I'll take care of your heart, Bones.

[medicos]

[ oh, wow. wow.

that stops him for like two seconds wow jim. ]

Third, don't be an idiot.

[hischair]

[ W H A T. ]

How can you be an idiot over crayons?

[medicos]

No, that was for the last comment you said, which has nothing to do with the topic at hand, which is about crayons and how you shouldn't be playing with them because you might just hurt yourself.

[hischair]

That's not fair, Bones, I let you take care of my heart everyday. All I want to do is draw yours.

[ Starts SCRIBBLING THE NOTE. Wow, Jim's handwriting can get out. ]

[medicos]

I don't know if you've noticed, but it's actually in my job descrip — Jesus, Jim, can your handwriting get any worse?

[hischair]

When was the last time you didn't use a PADD? [ SNRK. ] What am I writing exactly here? Bones adores Jim Kirk is pretty obvious.

[medicos]

Disgustingly untrue. [ he has a different definition of adore, tbf. ]

[hischair]

What should I write, then? Since you're the expert.

[medicos]

WANTED: an Enterprise captain with his head up his ass. If found, please deliver to the Medical Bay. He's missing some vaccine shots.

[hischair]

... Hold on.

[ HUNCHES OVER, ignoring that and scribbling away. SECRETS. ]

[medicos]

[ i wish i have a facepalming icon because that's what bones is doing right now. ]

[hischair]

[ He's being very industrious, almost like he was when planning tactical advantages at the Academy, tongue pressing up against his teeth. ]

Bones, how many buttons are on a medical tricorder?

[medicos]

One. [ the on/off switch. ] Why?

[hischair]

... I drew a lot.

[ Folding the note, he hands it over. ]

[hischair]