re: recent threads in which jim is jim.

[hischair]

Irene, Koriand'r, Carol ... That's hardly what I'd call a list, especially inside a week. I don't know what you find so funny about it, and I cleaned Bones's sheets afterwards so he can't complain.

[ THANKS FOR LETTING HIM USE YOUR PLACE, BRO. ]

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????!!!!!!

[hischair]

[medicos]

Remember what I said about neutering you?

[hischair]

But you just said ... about collars?

[medicos]

It's a metaphor, you perverted man child. Mind out of the gutter. [ hypocrisy, thy name is leonard mccoy. ]

[hischair]

My mind?

[ UMMMMM EXCUSE YOU MAN ]

You chain me to the chair, I'll ...

[ Being threatening is hard when wow chains and collars that is PERVERTED, BONES. You have tainted his great purity of mind on the subject!!! ]

[medicos]

[ coming from jim, it's amusing. from carol, it's terrifying. ]

Cat got your tongue, Captain?

[hischair]

You tell me, is it a ball gag?

[medicos]

[ deadpan: ] Why, do you like that idea? We're considering our options. Maybe you can help.

[hischair]

Why do I know you.

[medicos]

I ask myself the same question everyday, Jim. Good thing we're on the same page now.

[hischair]

Are you flirting with Carol?

[ WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING ANYMORE. ]

[medicos]

[ LMFAO WHAT???? ]

Are you serious?

[ oh good lord, he's starting to sound like you. ]

[hischair]

I'm just asking! You're chatting about tying me up.

[medicos]

That's not what this is even about!

[hischair]

[medicos]

You don't get to give me that look, kid. Drop it.

[hischair]

[medicos]

[ HE'S LOOKING FOR A HYPO DON'T THINK HE ISN'T ]

[hischair]

[ SHAKING

HIS

HEAD

And staying well out of range of those hypos. ]

I didn't know you felt that way, Bones.

[medicos]

No.

[hischair]

[ So smug right now. Sooo. ]

You know, most people got their experimenting out of the way back at the Academy. With chains, collars and ball gags, that sort of stuff. Off the top of my head.

[ You don't want this look leveled at you, man, let this be a lesson, ]

[medicos]

[ OH MY GOD STOP playing this game with him jim, you're not going to win ever. ]

Do you have something you share with the class then?

[hischair]

Yeah. [ Boys and their swaggering egos toys. ] Tie me up, Bones, and I'll have you put in the brig for mutiny. Then I'll make everyone else leave us alone and discipline you myself.

[ CAPTAIN'S FACE IS ON. Is this what you wanted!! He's trying so hard not to smirk. ]

[medicos]

Are you sure you wanna do this again with me, Jim? You know how it's gonna end.

[hischair]

You always wuss out, true.