Would a MUSEBOX even take this guy.

[eternitysbrat]

YOU THERE. MUN.

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION. AND I WILL HAVE IT NOW.
ACTUALLY. FORGO THE EXPLANATION.
NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU BLAB ON AND ON. ABOUT HOW NO "GAME" WOULD TAKE ME. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. AND THAT INSTEAD. I WILL BE THE ONE TO TAKE THE GAME!

NO. NOT JUST "THE" GAME. ALL OF THE GAMES. THEY WILL LET ME IN. AND THEN, THEY WILL BELONG TO ME!

BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG.
THIS DOES NOT MEAN I AM BOWING TO YOUR WILL. AS THE CUSTOM HERE APPEARS TO BE. I DO NOT GET "PLAYED". LEAST OF ALL BY FRIVOLOUS BITCHES LIKE YOU.
SO. FROM NOW ON YOU ARE THE PUPPET. AND I AM THE...

NOT MUN. THAT SOUNDS DUMB. AND POWERLESS.

I AM THE LORD. *YOUR* LORD. THAT'S ALL.

Comments

[cherubim]

aaa i saw your post and i kind of wanted to tag it but there were already so many people there and i

[eternitysbrat]

you should have anywayyyyyy, also pretend i have enough icon space for this to be zooming in 1/4

[cherubim]

[cherubim]

[cherubim]

[cherubim]

WHAT THE FUCK.
IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYES.

wheezes i could chuck doc scratch at it but i haven't played him in a while... [1/3]

[eternitysbrat]

[eternitysbrat]

I AM GOING TO SAY SOMETHING. AND IT IS GOING TO PISS YOU OFF.
BUT TOO BAD.
BECAUSE TELLING YOU ANYTHING ELSE. WOULD FUCK SHIT UP DOWN THE ROAD.
AND IF SHIT GETS FUCKED UP. OUR SHIT SPECIFICALLY. WE BOTH SUFFER.

[eternitysbrat]

SPOILERS.

closest i've got to a blank stare ok the combo is more important than accuracy

[silentrage]

[eternitysbrat]

[silentrage]

[eternitysbrat]

AH FUCK. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAN'T TALK. AREN'T YOU?

ohmygosh

[stridercentric]

[Sup. There's a Bro observing you. From a distance. He's heard of this "Lord English" before, but he's got no details at all. Zilch. Nada. Just that he's worse than Bec Noir.

... So apparently this ultimate final boss dude is like a bigass green zombie with disco eyes, a pegleg and a flashy coat. Let's not forget that healthy helping of douche thrown into the mix. ... Interesting.]

8D;;

[eternitysbrat]

[Oh, he sees you. And he KNOWS you.]

ADULT DIRK HUMAN STRIDER.

[Sort of.]

[stridercentric]

[Bro's not moving. His shades flash ominously in the light. Then, he speaks.]

Yo dawg. Nice coat. I hear seizure-inducing duds are gonna be all the rage this fall.

i can drop the awful text if you'd prefer 8O

[eternitysbrat]

...

YOUR WORDS SOUND DIFFERENT.
NOT UNCHARACTERISTIC OF YOU. I DO NOT MEAN THAT.
WHAT I MEAN IS. SOMETHING SEEMS OFF. ABOUT THE WAY THEY FEEL.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

wow
u really dont get better do u
just worse
farther down that crazy spiral
of insanity

oh no he's gross

[eternitysbrat]

SO YOU RECOGNISE ME, SLUT.

oh Lord English you old dog

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

i think i told the other u i cant be a slut
told someone i couldnt be
no ones interested in me to be a slut at
its depressing
and kind of hard not to
recognize u i mean
ur very obvs

[eternitysbrat]

BUT I HAVE CHANGED.
I HAVE BECOME STRONGER. MORE POWERFUL THAN EVEN I COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED AS A CHILD.
AND ALSO. RIPPED AS FUCK.

Oh LE |D

[caduuceus]

[oh bollocks]

i sUppose it was only a matter of time before yoU arrived.
bUt yoU know as well as i, that now is hardly the time for oUr paths to cross.

[eternitysbrat]

HOW CAN YOU COMMENT SO CALLOUSLY ON MY ARRIVAL...
WHEN I WAS ALREADY HERE?
HAA HAA HAA!

[caduuceus]

yes, yes yoU're right.
that woUld be implying that i ever left.

[She can snark all she wants but in the end, that is all she can do; there will always be a part of her just a little bit horrified, just a little too meek to actually stare back into those techno-coloured billiard eyes.]

so what now?
yoU do realize that finding me here accomplishes nothing

[eternitysbrat]

[Oh, Callie. Were this RPer capable of hugging you forever, she would.]

THAT MAY BE TRUE.
BUT IT DOES NOT ELIMINATE THE FACT THAT I AM ALIVE. AND YOU ARE DEAD.
AND THAT EVENTUALLY YOU WILL BE AS DEAD AS ANYONE CAN BE.
ALL THANKS TO ME!
YOU WRETCHED BITCH.