Would a MUSEBOX even take this guy.

[eternitysbrat]

YOU THERE. MUN.

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION. AND I WILL HAVE IT NOW.
ACTUALLY. FORGO THE EXPLANATION.
NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU BLAB ON AND ON. ABOUT HOW NO "GAME" WOULD TAKE ME. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. AND THAT INSTEAD. I WILL BE THE ONE TO TAKE THE GAME!

NO. NOT JUST "THE" GAME. ALL OF THE GAMES. THEY WILL LET ME IN. AND THEN, THEY WILL BELONG TO ME!

BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG.
THIS DOES NOT MEAN I AM BOWING TO YOUR WILL. AS THE CUSTOM HERE APPEARS TO BE. I DO NOT GET "PLAYED". LEAST OF ALL BY FRIVOLOUS BITCHES LIKE YOU.
SO. FROM NOW ON YOU ARE THE PUPPET. AND I AM THE...

NOT MUN. THAT SOUNDS DUMB. AND POWERLESS.

I AM THE LORD. *YOUR* LORD. THAT'S ALL.

Comments

[cherubim]

closest i've got to a blank stare ok the combo is more important than accuracy

[silentrage]

aaa i saw your post and i kind of wanted to tag it but there were already so many people there and i

[eternitysbrat]

[eternitysbrat]

[silentrage]

you should have anywayyyyyy, also pretend i have enough icon space for this to be zooming in 1/4

[cherubim]

[cherubim]

[cherubim]

[cherubim]

WHAT THE FUCK.
IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYES.

[eternitysbrat]

AH FUCK. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAN'T TALK. AREN'T YOU?

wheezes i could chuck doc scratch at it but i haven't played him in a while... [1/3]

[eternitysbrat]

[silentrage]

[yeah, he is. sorry god, but some things just have to be sacrificed for the motherfucking cause and his tongue was all being one of them. he's got some pretty wicked handsigns, though, if you're down with it]

[eternitysbrat]

I AM GOING TO SAY SOMETHING. AND IT IS GOING TO PISS YOU OFF.
BUT TOO BAD.
BECAUSE TELLING YOU ANYTHING ELSE. WOULD FUCK SHIT UP DOWN THE ROAD.
AND IF SHIT GETS FUCKED UP. OUR SHIT SPECIFICALLY. WE BOTH SUFFER.

[eternitysbrat]

SPOILERS.

[eternitysbrat]

[Yeeeah, he isn't sure if he's exactly down with it.]

HOW DO YOU EVEN COMMUNICATE.
THE HAND-FLAILING DOES NOT COUNT. BECAUSE THE THINGS YOU DO WITH YOUR HANDS ARE CLEARLY MEANINGLESS.

[silentrage]

[god's not down with the clown? that's just heartbreaking.

a shrug. even when an impious motherfucker can't get their signing understand on he seems to manage pretty well. maybe it's the mind control powers, maybe it's his ridiculously expressive face paint. fuckin' mystery.]

If you want!! Not that Caliborn will be any nicer lmfao

[cherubim]

YOU HAVE GOT. TO BE FUCKING JOKING.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BULLSHIT THAT ANSWER IS.
AND HOW CAN I POSSIBLY FUCK OUR SHIT UP.
I AM IN A LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE POSITION.
WHATEVER.
I DON'T CARE.
IT DOESN'T EVEN *LOOK* THAT COOL!
AND NEITHER DOES THE PEG LEG.
WHEN EVER DO YOU "UPGRADE" FROM ROBOTIC LEG TO PEG LEG?
NEVER.
BECAUSE THAT IS A DOWNGRADE.

[eternitysbrat]

[Shrugs, at the very least, are understandable.

Groans ought to be too. That is the sound English just made, and all.]

[eternitysbrat]

IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THAT. YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
BUT FORGET ABOUT IT. BECAUSE CLEARLY. WE NOW HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DISCUSS.

THIS LEG IS AMAZING. LOOK AT IT.

[silentrage]

[a sympathetic pat on the shoulder. he knows it's hard, Lord. it's hard and he's been trying to help but even so no one understands]

[cherubim]

IF YOU MEAN THE LEG. IS WHAT WE HAVE TO DISCUSS.
NO.
THE LEG ISN'T AMAZING.
UNLESS IT CAN.
I DON'T KNOW.
SHOOT THINGS?
IS THERE A GUN IN IT?
ALTHOUGH IT IS A NICE COLOR.
TO MATCH THE TOOTH.

[eternitysbrat]

GET YOUR FUCKING HAND OFF OF THERE.

[eternitysbrat]

OF COURSE IT CAN'T FUCKING SHOOT THINGS.
YOU TRY SHOOTING SOMEONE WITH YOUR LEG. AND SEE HOW FAR THAT GETS YOU.
(IT GETS YOU ON THE FLOOR. ON YOUR BACK. LIKE AN IDIOT.
THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE IT GETS YOU.)

AS A MATTER OF FACT THOUGH. I DO HAVE A MATCHING GUN.

[And of course he'll show it off. CHECK THIS SHIT OUT, LIL' ME.]

[silentrage]

[there's a beat just long enough to make this uncomfortable, and then the hand is gone. whatever you say, god. you're the deity.]

ohmygosh

[stridercentric]

[Sup. There's a Bro observing you. From a distance. He's heard of this "Lord English" before, but he's got no details at all. Zilch. Nada. Just that he's worse than Bec Noir.

... So apparently this ultimate final boss dude is like a bigass green zombie with disco eyes, a pegleg and a flashy coat. Let's not forget that healthy helping of douche thrown into the mix. ... Interesting.]