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[warming]

You are not as funny as you think you are. I, on the other hand, am hilarious and charming. This isn't going to work.

Go screw around with the leech instead. It won't be much of a challenge. He's boring as shit, you'd be a good match.

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[warming]

Or maybe you're just puny? That's where I'm putting my money.

[clumsier]

I hear being compact is in this year.

[warming]

It's a good thing nobody we care about follows fashion, then. It's a double whammy to be short -- which is totally different than compact, sorry to bear bad news -- and have your wardrobe consist entirely of flannel.

[clumsier]

Compact and short are the same thing! There's more than just flannel in my closer. There's sweats and — some horrible thing that Alice bought me. You can never go wrong with flannel and its always in.