Pulling out the muse to vent, muse is not amused.

[un_beau_coquin]

You would like my advice? Simply drop. I 'ave 'ad enough of your complaining. You would like to play more? You know I am popular, zhe obvious solution is to post 'ere.

...Oui, je sais. You are not confident in playing me, we 'ave been zhrough zhis before. It will not be difficult to-- what was it? "Canon review"? So if you are willing to put effort into stressing yourself over zhese ozher games wizh zhose stupid children, zhen you should 'ave time to read some comics. You could even play our game, zhat should be fun, oui?

[A long suffering sigh.] You truly are pazhetic, child. Your desire to play should not be so dependent on zhe state of my love life.

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[ex_haveaplan64]

And woi, pray tell, would I do such a thing? Moight as well wave a goiant soign saying "'ang me".

[un_beau_coquin]

Am I to assume zhat you do not take responsibility for your past, zhen?

[ex_haveaplan64]

I was rogering 'im, not the other way around--'e was th' one int' taking it up th' bum.

(Blame his dad, blame Australia, blame 1960s social conventions, or blame his own deep denial, but the Sniper will forever see himself as Straight with Exceptions.)

I don't look at anyone, bloke or sheilah, and think first thing that I'd want t' get them in bed with me.

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[un_beau_coquin]

[He blinks. That's more information than he's expecting.]

Alright. I 'ave yet to say anyzhing on zhe matter, mon ami. Do not be so 'asty.

[un_beau_coquin]

[However, a smirk pulls at his lips.] So-- you are single now?

[ex_haveaplan64]

And not looking.