app submitted @ thusia

[inamber]

well thats that i guess
you submitted the app
now its time to wait around like a chump hanging around the mall entrance on a holiday

kinda weird to be jumping into a place where i was before
arrivals gonna be fucked
but alright at least im coming in with a bang
or not really a bang more like
a slithering cocoon shit
sliding out of my chrysalis like some sort of fuzzy peach bird-butterfly
spread my wing and scare away predators with the eyeball pattern in my feathers

anyways
yeah im not looking forward to that whole
being dead thing
but whatever its not like i can convince you otherwise
shit sucks but what can i do
just gonna roll with the punches here

Comments

[slayerofgiants]

[Wander is not sarcastic, just awkward. He honestly didn't mean for it to come out that way. So have a very confused look.]

I -- I never said you were weird!

[inamber]

exactly
you were implying it
but as i said i dont actually give a fuck
so continue on

[slayerofgiants]

I...implied it?

[inamber]

are you really this clueless
or are you trying to be cute

[slayerofgiants]

[SIGH]

The former, obviously!

i'm so sorry for him

[inamber]

im so happy i get to talk to you
im just grinning to myself like a smug asshole who knows what mommy and daddy got them for christmas
the pretend surprise in their eyes as they unwrap all the shit they dont deserve
then bragging to their friends about all of that junk
saying their parents undershot them this year
cuz fuck they got like two more things last year

i am the spoiled middle-class brat
its me

Haha, don't be.

[slayerofgiants]

[What the hell is Christmas?]

...Well, at least you are forthcoming about it.

[Half of that shit went over his head.]

[inamber]

forthcoming is my middle goddamn name

[slayerofgiants]

Clearly.