damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[mph]

Heyyyy, so you should probably finish reading the canon before you actually do anything with me. You know how loopy and tense you get when it comes to Marvel 616. It's not a good look on you. Trust me, I'm kind of an expert on hot angry chicks and when you're not scowling like that? You could be one of them.

I know you know what happens with mom (still weird as shit calling her mom but hey, if you've got it, flaunt it, right?). I know you know I know you know what happens with mom, just get there already.
You're going WaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too slow, it shouldn't take you this long to read seven comic book arcs. I could do that in my sleep.

Chop chop, hurry up, you know what they say in racist late night warner bros cartoons.

Ándele andele arriba arriba!

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[nothulk]

[ He'd forgotten how annoying you were. ]

Surprised anybody has the patience to keep up with you.

[mph]

[ missed you too, brosef. ]

I'm a dream, it's not my fault my face gives you a chubby.

[nothulk]

[ WOW SUDDENLY REMINDED WHY HE DIDN'T MISS YOU THAT MUCH jerk ]

Don't flatter yourself.

[mph]

I'm not, I'm flattering both of us. What, you not into your boyfriend anymore or something?

[nothulk]

Me and Billy are fine. But that doesn't mean that you-- There's a difference.

[ Seriously, if he hadn't been kidnapped he would have been able to tell said difference that first time. Okay. ]

[tesselate]

Pretty sure she's gonna work at her own pace no matter how much you tell her otherwise.

[mph]

Hey, never underestimate the motivating power of frustration. Kids know what they're doing, bugging their parents for everything. Eventually someone's gonna crack.

[tesselate]

Yeeeaah that's not how it works at all.

[mph]

What, you never got what you wanted from your folks by not shutting up?

[tesselate]

No?

[greenteengenius]

It can be difficult to ignore the idiotic whims of these "mundanes".

For example, mine is insisting I comment with surprise that your username was not in use, despite the fact that I do not care.

[mph]

[ oh hey woah a green guy. Not a hulk and not a skrull, so what are you? ]

Yeah, we were surprised to, but what can I say? It was just waiting for me to catch up and get comfortable.

And I mean, I'm cool with going with the flow, I just think the flow should go way faster than it is.

[greenteengenius]

[Just your run of the mill super-genius.]

It is surprising, given that mundanes seem to value a good username above their first-born kin. Not that mine could be bothered with a decent one. [Wasn't he just saying he didn't care?]

You might regret that once you're actually in a game. They seem to consist entirely of horrific or at least uncomfortable situations happening all the time.

[mph]

[ been there, done that. ]

yours does kind of suck, sorry man. PS I don't think mine mun's going to bring me into a game any time soon. That sour, tense, hot-angry thing I was talking about? Gets about a thousand times worse when she's dealing with games. Games are missing out on getting a piece of the action, but what can I do?

[greenteengenius]

[He shrugs at the comment about his username.]

Memes, then? I suppose a lot of those are simply about sex, which is not uncomfortable for some. Less chance of being turned into a child or eaten by zombies.

[recurve]

Are you seriously trying to hit on your mun?

[mph]

Speaking of hot angry chicks...

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it, flattery gets a lot done.

[recurve]

Flattery can also get you into a lot of trouble if you're not careful.

Also? I'm not angry.

[mph]

There's another word for it but I was trying to compliment you here.

Also? I think I can handle a little to a lot of trouble.

[recurve]

Wow. What did I just say? I swear it's like in one ear and out the other.

[ideaofamerica]

Flirting with your mun now?

[mph]

Can't hurt, right? Maybe you should try it sometime.

Then again, you might just hurt yourself trying, so probably you shouldn't.

[ideaofamerica]

[Ouch.]

Whatever man, you're just reaching for whatever girl will have you.

[mph]

And your not? Or is your long hopeless tango with Kate, literally the first hot girl you saw when you turned around, not something we're talking about now?

[ideaofamerica]

Hey I had more success with her than you did. [They BONDED. UNDERGROUND.]