damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[mph]

Heyyyy, so you should probably finish reading the canon before you actually do anything with me. You know how loopy and tense you get when it comes to Marvel 616. It's not a good look on you. Trust me, I'm kind of an expert on hot angry chicks and when you're not scowling like that? You could be one of them.

I know you know what happens with mom (still weird as shit calling her mom but hey, if you've got it, flaunt it, right?). I know you know I know you know what happens with mom, just get there already.
You're going WaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too slow, it shouldn't take you this long to read seven comic book arcs. I could do that in my sleep.

Chop chop, hurry up, you know what they say in racist late night warner bros cartoons.

Ándele andele arriba arriba!

Comments

[nothulk]

[ He'd forgotten how annoying you were. ]

Surprised anybody has the patience to keep up with you.

[tesselate]

Pretty sure she's gonna work at her own pace no matter how much you tell her otherwise.

[mph]

[ missed you too, brosef. ]

I'm a dream, it's not my fault my face gives you a chubby.

[nothulk]

[ WOW SUDDENLY REMINDED WHY HE DIDN'T MISS YOU THAT MUCH jerk ]

Don't flatter yourself.

[mph]

Hey, never underestimate the motivating power of frustration. Kids know what they're doing, bugging their parents for everything. Eventually someone's gonna crack.

[mph]

I'm not, I'm flattering both of us. What, you not into your boyfriend anymore or something?

[tesselate]

Yeeeaah that's not how it works at all.

[nothulk]

Me and Billy are fine. But that doesn't mean that you-- There's a difference.

[ Seriously, if he hadn't been kidnapped he would have been able to tell said difference that first time. Okay. ]

[mph]

What, you never got what you wanted from your folks by not shutting up?

[tesselate]

No?

[mph]

And this is why I'm the cool brother. Because you would be a goody two-shoes your whole childhood.

[tesselate]

It's not a competition.

[mph]

Never said it was. If it was a competition then there'd be a challenge.

[tesselate]

Yeah, I really don't care.

[mph]

Oh come on, lighten up.

[tesselate]

Okay, fine.

[trying then!!]

What are you going to do in the meantime?

[mph]

Well yeah, my legs are a thousand times more fit than his.

But hey, I agree with you, but the rest of the world's pretty firmly on the identical twins bandwagon.

[ sure he would have. ]

[mph]

I was thinking maybe I could crash at your place, play some of your video games?

[tesselate]

Yeah that kind of won't work, I'm at this weird alternate-reality version of New York.

[nothulk]

I hadn't really looked at your legs.

Well, I can tell, all right. [ There's just an aura of ANNOYING that blares right out at Ted's bf-dar. ]

[mph]

You should they're awesome. In a not gay way.

My ass is probably better than his too, with all the running.

...I guess this is where dudebros would say no homo.

[mph]

What? How? I'm talking to you right now.

[tesselate]

Can you never use that term again?

[tesselate]

I guess for the same reasons we can talk even though your mun hasn't finished the stuff.

[greenteengenius]

It can be difficult to ignore the idiotic whims of these "mundanes".

For example, mine is insisting I comment with surprise that your username was not in use, despite the fact that I do not care.