on reserve at exitvoid

[poltheirgeists]

so, it's cool that you're on summer vacation and all. sweet! who doesn't love summer vacation? no one, that's who.

but.
did you REALLY have to reserve at a HORROR game? really??
i have enough to deal with as it is!
i definitely don't need this on top of that.
at all.

you suck.

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[hatemance_valley]

NO NO NAME TAGS.
LET US AVOID HAVING YOU ONLY EMBARRASS YOUR RACE MORE.

ONLY IF WE SUCEED IN GETTING THROUGH THE JUDGING EYE OF THE MUNS WHO RUN SUCH A PLACE.

[poltheirgeists]

i think you mean prove my race to be completely awesome.

i think we will be fine! our muns seem to know what they're doing.
or at least i hope they do, because i sure don't.

[hatemance_valley]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

DO THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING?
I SOMEHOW THINK THAT WE MIGHT BE WORSE OFF BY TRUSTING THEM.
WHAT GOOD MEMORIES DO YOU HAVE AFTER BEING THROWN INTO A GAME AND FORCED TO PERFORM TASKS THAT NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD SPEAK OF.
I KNOW THAT NOTHING GOOD WILL COME OUT OF THIS.

[poltheirgeists]

ahahahaha shut up.

...you know what?
probably not.
we're through, karkat. done for. we are going to die a horrible, painful, mun-aided death because no one here knows what the hell they're doing.

[hatemance_valley]

I'M SO GLAD THAT WE HAVE FINALLY REACHED AN AGREEMENT.
TOGETHER WE HAVE CLIMBED THIS ROCK FORMATION.

[poltheirgeists]

you mean a mountain?

_[Snrk.]

[hatemance_valley]

NO I MEAN YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP.
IS THERE EVER A TIME WHERE ANYTHING USEFUL HAS COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?

[poltheirgeists]

yeah, like right now. because i am telling you that the word you're looking for is mountain.

welcome to your daily lesson in human speak, karkat!

[hatemance_valley]

DO I GET A FUCKING REWARD FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOUR CONSTANT BANTER?
IF SO CAN I PICK THE REWARD? HOW ABOUT A DAY WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO BE TOLD BY A WHINEY HUMAN BRAT WHO COMES FROM A RACE OF FAILURE AND STUPIDITY.
THAT WOULD BE THE BEST GIFT I COULD GET, WHY DIDN'T I WRITE THAT ON MY LIST OF *THINGS I DON'T NEED* DURING 12TH PERIGREES EVE!

[poltheirgeists]

i think someone just doesn't want to admit that i'm right and he's wrong.
i can tell because you suddenly started babbling on about shit that isn't important to hide the fact that you're actually a huge ignorant douche.
but that's ok. i am here to right your wrong.
say it with me, karkat.

M
O
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N
T
A
I
N

[hatemance_valley]

F
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K

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F
F
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[poltheirgeists]

wow.
that is definitely not how you spell mountain.

[hatemance_valley]

WOW.
YOU CATCH ON FAST JOHN AND NO ONE HAD TO HOLD YOUR HAND FOR THAT ONE.

[poltheirgeists]

you get an F in english, dude. but maybe mountain was a little too hard for you! you're just a beginner, after all.
maybe we should start with stuff like 'cat'. or 'car'.

[hatemance_valley]

BJJ;VDFKV NEFKVNFEMVFKJV BJFDV BFDJV'BDFJKVNK
SHUT UP!
STOP BEFORE YOU GO TO FUCKING FAR DOWN THIS PATH OF NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT!

[poltheirgeists]

too late!
we are have come too far down this road to turn back now.
it's just you and me on this magical spelling bee adventure. it will teach you how to speak english good.

[hatemance_valley]

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[poltheirgeists]

hehehe.
:)

[hatemance_valley]

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
AMAZING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, YOU ARE STILL A WINDSOCKED IMBECILE!
WHY DID I THINK FOR A FUCK SECOND THERE WOULD BE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU!

[poltheirgeists]

whoa, whoa! i'm just messing with you, dude. i'm sensing a lot of pent up Emotional Stuff here. maybe you should go lie down or something.

...what do you mean, "after all these years"?