on reserve at exitvoid

[poltheirgeists]

so, it's cool that you're on summer vacation and all. sweet! who doesn't love summer vacation? no one, that's who.

but.
did you REALLY have to reserve at a HORROR game? really??
i have enough to deal with as it is!
i definitely don't need this on top of that.
at all.

you suck.

Comments

[wingcadet]

It may be a worrying choice, but there's... camaraderie. And my mundane is quite excited to see you there, despite my misgivings about bringing children to the ship.

_{[this is him being helpful]}

[poltheirgeists]

what sort of asshole would be happy about bringing poor doe-eyed children onto a giant dimension defying death ship?

our muns, apparently.

they are those kinds of assholes.

just our luck i guess.

_{[The irony of that being the fact you're gonna end up on a ship eventually whether it's in exitvoid or not, John.]}

[wingcadet]

It does seem... somewhat sadistic. Although you don't seem very doe-eyed.

Or much of a child, any more. It's possible my first impressions were incorrect - you might not die within the first day of arriving. Can you defend yourself?

[manners! charisma! charm! ...just kidding. castiel has none of these things. excuse him while he squints at you very strangely and tries to figure out what the pjs are for.]

[poltheirgeists]

excuse you! i am bambi incarnate. or i would be if disney movies were actually good in the eyes of anyone over the age of 5.

anyway, that's stupid, let's stop talking about it.

sure. i've been fighting monsters all day, i can definitely handle some more. what kinds of things do i have to defend myself against exactly?

[fireflyheir]

oh man.
i am so sorry, dude.

[poltheirgeists]

that's reassuring.
thanks.

_{[Other Johns?? What does he think about that. He does not know. He hopes they won't be as obnoxious as Other Daves.]}

[fireflyheir]

i guess that's not really that much help, huh?
i wish i had something more helpful to say, but…

[helpless shrug.]

[hatemance_valley]

WELCOME TO THE CLUB WE HAVE JACKETS AND MORE DIGNITY THEN BOTH OUR MUNS COMBINED.
THANK THE FUCKING IDOLS WHO CONTROL WHATEVER DESTINY THAT HAS BEFALLEN US.
MY SIGNIFICANT PUPPETEER HAS ALSO CHOSEN THE SAME HELL HOLE.

[poltheirgeists]

oh, so we're in a club now? why didn't you tell me. i would have gotten us nametags or something.

anyway, hi karkat!
you seem just as ornery as ever.
i am happy we'll be at the same place though! that's...sort of comforting, i guess.

[hatemance_valley]

NO NO NAME TAGS.
LET US AVOID HAVING YOU ONLY EMBARRASS YOUR RACE MORE.

ONLY IF WE SUCEED IN GETTING THROUGH THE JUDGING EYE OF THE MUNS WHO RUN SUCH A PLACE.

[poltheirgeists]

i think you mean prove my race to be completely awesome.

i think we will be fine! our muns seem to know what they're doing.
or at least i hope they do, because i sure don't.

[pablopigato]

Ah so the puppeteer is deciding to place you in a setting most foul.
How very destitute.

[poltheirgeists]

i guess so? how about we don't call them a puppetteer though.
we have had our fill of puppets by now.

[pablopigato]

They are a intangible being from our stand point. A being who controls the actions and types the words that you think. Or am I wrong in assuming this?

[poltheirgeists]

uh?
you mean my mun?
well she controls where i'm going and all that. but these words all 100% genuine john egbert! no doubt about it.

[crockofsugar]

Surely it won't be as bad as you're expecting! After all, from what I understand, your mun will be able to decide what can happen to you.

Maybe they'll show you some mercy.

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[poltheirgeists]

HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA
HA HA !!!!

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[poltheirgeists]

i'm pretty sure mercy isn't in my mun's vocabulary.
at all.
ever.

NOT HERE

[hatemance_valley]

I THINK THAT STANDS TRUE FOR EVERY FUCKING UNFORTUNATE ASSHOLE IN THIS UNIVERSE.

[crockofsugar]

Well it was worth a shot.

And surely they're not *that* bad! I hope, for your sake.
My mun seems to have a soft spot, so hopefully yours does too! Even if you can't see it...

[poltheirgeists]

if my mun has a soft spot, it is hidden deep underneath all the sadistic bullshit they saddle me with EVERY SINGLE TIME i get put in a new game.
every.
*SINGLE.*
time.

[skullsandfisticuffs]

[CASTMATES???]

John!!!

[poltheirgeists]

_{[WHOA WHO DIS]}

hi?? who is this.
whoever you are, you seem to know who i am! so i guess you're someone from the future?
oh christ please tell me you're not some new troll. twelve was enough to deal with already!

[skullsandfisticuffs]

Oh fudgesticks dont tell me you didnt get the package with terry kiser?
After all the cahoots i had to get into just to get the dangblasted thing there it didnt even arrive?

[poltheirgeists]

OH!
you're jade's penpal! you wrote me that letter that came with liv tyler and all her cool little doohickeys!

it was sort of a huge pain in the ass to get that package, i'll have you know. but i guess i should probably thank you for all the sweet loot.

so, thank you!

what's your name, anyway?