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Considering Gargleblasted and/or Outsiders. Because ALIENS. Why the hell not.

Let's get one thing straight, filthy Mun-creature! The mighty ZIM is nobody's plaything, and I refuse to take part in one of those ARR-PEE things! Zim has no time for games!! Especially games IN SPACE!! In case you've forgotten, there's a filthy, dirt covered Earth rock that needs conquering! HOW IS ZIM SUPPOSE TO DESTROY THE EARTH WHEN HE IS TRAPPED IN SPACE!?

Do you see my issue with this, Mun-filth? Speak no more of these ridiculous games. DO NOT INVOKE THE MIGHTY WRATH OF ZIM!!

...You're not even listening, are you.

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Come now, my little green amigo, space is just full of possibility and adventure!

I mean just look at these boots I got from the planet of the leechmen! [And he's showing off his boots now...yep]

Humph! Zim is well aware of what lies in space, stink-beast!

[The mighty ZIM is unimpressed by your SPACE BOOTS and glares at them] Bah, I've made more impressive boots out of scrap parts and discarded toothpicks! Do they do anything?

Come on "stink-beast" is a bit strong doncha think? I mean I just took a bath one hundred years ago.

Of course they do! They sparkle in the moonlight...and they make really good guacamole! [Guacamole starts to ooze from said boots, as the Emotion Lord makes a bowl of chips appear and scoops some up.]

Yep...some darn good Guacamole.

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Right, "mighty wrath".

SILENCE, SQUID-BEAST!! You dare tempt the wrath of ZIM!?

Aren't you cute thinking you can take on one of the Old ones!

I could just put you in my pocket, if I had pockets.

oh delightful

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[just

glaring]

[Oooooh LOOK. LOOK WHO IT IS. Zim will put on the SMUGGEST asshole face he can muster.]

Weeeeell, if it isn't TAK. What's the matter? Weren't you humiliated enough the last time?

[How's it different from his usual face?]

Oh please. As if even your streak of blind luck would have been enough without the help of those miserable Earth-children.

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....you are the shortest sentient I have ever seen.

BE QUIET!! Zim's stature may be small, but his brain is ENORMOUS!!

You're going to conquer Earth~?

[the fellow "alien" grins down at the smaller one, amused.]

Good luck with that, darling. Humans are stronger than nonhumans give them credit for~

Stronger? NONSENSE! They're simply a little more resilient than I had anticipated!!

I don't know, I've seen them do some pretty impressive things.

GOOD because I would have done it ANYWAY

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I'M LAUGHING BECAUSE HE HAS NO IDEA HOW APPROPRIATE THAT NICKNAME IS FOR HER HOLY SHIT

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NOR DO I. I'M AFRAID I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH THE HOMESTUCKS

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Regina is actually non-canon (aka she's mine) so unless you'd played in Spurb you still wouldn't :')

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OH HO I SEE

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TRICKED YA DIDN'T I

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YOU SURE DID

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H E H

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You, sir, are a truly sad excuse for an alien overlord.

Zim does not recall asking for your unwanted opinion, human filth-creature! BEGONE WITH YOU!

Who said I was human?

They are indeed delightful. MAN I haven't read JTHM in YEARS I feel so old 8(

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Poor crazy Johnny . . .

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He just wanted to keep the wall wet 8(

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And for good reason, too. The not-a-moose is scary!

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Dude mooses are serious business. wait, is that even the plural for moose.

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I think the plural of moose is just moose again. Like with sheep.

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PFT English

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Oh, I know.

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Re: Oh, I know.

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[STARES

what even

She nudges the side of his head with the end of her metal baseball bat, frowning.]

Th' hell are you supposed ta be? Some kinda weird alien bug or somethin'?

[This makes im snarl and swipe furiously at the bat with TINY SHARP FINGERS. It pretty much does nothing BUT HE SURE IS ANNOYED]

ZIM is no BUG, dirt-child! Zim is of the MIGHTY IRKEN RACE! Bow down to my amazingness! DO IT!

Nah, I don't think so.

[Heh. That's pretty funny. She does it again, grinning like the little shit she is.

And then she snorts.]

"Zim"? What kinda name izzat? Wait, lemme guess, some kinda weird alien name, right? Prob'ly means somethin' stupid, too. Ha-ha!

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permission for her to bat him in the head because it's coming and I can just feel it?

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oh god yes PLEASE

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BONK

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brain matter everywhere

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CACKLES.

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MUAHAHA

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oh man the spider limbs those things are so fucking cool

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THEY ARE y'know as long as he doesn't idk fuck up and impale himself on one or something

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let's be real it's pretty shocking that he managed to not do that

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you DO have a good point there, YO

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Y'know, I have to give you a heads up on the whole "Earth conquering" thing: paperwork's not worth it, Champ.

You're better off just getting stuck in space.

Ahaha, paperwork. Zim will just have his revolting human-monkey slaves fill it out!

Maybe if you were in space, you wouldn't be bothering me with your stupid yelling.

There's a good chance of that, yes. BUT TOO BAD! I'm not leaving this filthy rock of a planet until humanity lies in RUINS! RUIIIINS! And there's nothing you or your disturbingly large headed sibling can do about it!

[Cue maniacal laughter, naturally]

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You are seriously the most perfect Zim btw ♥

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D'awww you are far too kind ♥

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What's an arr-pee?

[Guess who made waffles? Guess who is enjoying the waffles more than your rambling? THIS ROBOT!]

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