Considering Gargleblasted and/or Outsiders. Because ALIENS. Why the hell not.

[madethefiresbetter]

Let's get one thing straight, filthy Mun-creature! The mighty ZIM is nobody's plaything, and I refuse to take part in one of those ARR-PEE things! Zim has no time for games!! Especially games IN SPACE!! In case you've forgotten, there's a filthy, dirt covered Earth rock that needs conquering! HOW IS ZIM SUPPOSE TO DESTROY THE EARTH WHEN HE IS TRAPPED IN SPACE!?

Do you see my issue with this, Mun-filth? Speak no more of these ridiculous games. DO NOT INVOKE THE MIGHTY WRATH OF ZIM!!




...You're not even listening, are you.

Comments

[eat_ur_b12]

Come now, my little green amigo, space is just full of possibility and adventure!

I mean just look at these boots I got from the planet of the leechmen! [And he's showing off his boots now...yep]

Interdimensional aliens always put things in perspective :P

[old_one_hero]

Right, "mighty wrath".

[madethefiresbetter]

Humph! Zim is well aware of what lies in space, stink-beast!

[The mighty ZIM is unimpressed by your SPACE BOOTS and glares at them] Bah, I've made more impressive boots out of scrap parts and discarded toothpicks! Do they do anything?

oh hello Cthulhu how are you today

[madethefiresbetter]

SILENCE, SQUID-BEAST!! You dare tempt the wrath of ZIM!?

Pretty good

[old_one_hero]

Aren't you cute thinking you can take on one of the Old ones!

I could just put you in my pocket, if I had pockets.

[irkenmindtrick]

[just

glaring]

[eat_ur_b12]

Come on "stink-beast" is a bit strong doncha think? I mean I just took a bath one hundred years ago.

Of course they do! They sparkle in the moonlight...and they make really good guacamole! [Guacamole starts to ooze from said boots, as the Emotion Lord makes a bowl of chips appear and scoops some up.]

Yep...some darn good Guacamole.

oh delightful

[madethefiresbetter]

HAH! Your stupid pocket plan is thwarted! Victory for Zim! How do you plan to retaliate now, squid-demon!?

[no Zim you didn't win anything shut up]

[old_one_hero]

Well I could see what Irken tastes like. We haven't bothered with any species other than humans in a while so it could be worth it.

[greymelee]

....you are the shortest sentient I have ever seen.

[madethefiresbetter]

But that is a hideously long time ago.

[oh dookie now he's oozing GREEN what is this creature]

What kind of stupid ability is that!?

[madethefiresbetter]

[Oooooh LOOK. LOOK WHO IT IS. Zim will put on the SMUGGEST asshole face he can muster.]

Weeeeell, if it isn't TAK. What's the matter? Weren't you humiliated enough the last time?

[madethefiresbetter]

BE QUIET!! Zim's stature may be small, but his brain is ENORMOUS!!

[eat_ur_b12]

No it isn't, not since the last temporal pair-o-socks.

It's not stupid, it's delicious!

[madethefiresbetter]

Eh? Humans are edible? But they're so squishy and stupid, there's no way those meat sacks posses sufficient nutrients!!

[madethefiresbetter]

Temporal pair-o-socks? What madness do you speak!?

It's disgusting and horrible!! How can you eat that pig vomit!?

[eat_ur_b12]

Temporal pair-o-socks. Only the most destructive force in mine and several other universes.

Come oooooon, try some! [He offers a guacamole chip to Zim.]

[old_one_hero]

Stupidity just makes them easier to get into a cult to feed you.

[madethefiresbetter]

Destructive force, you say? Tell Zim more about these temporal doom socks.

But get that filth out of my amazing face first!

[madethefiresbetter]

Hmmm. Zim has no interest in feeding on human flesh, but the cult thing. That could be useful. How does it work? Tell Ziiiiiim!

[irkenmindtrick]

[How's it different from his usual face?]

Oh please. As if even your streak of blind luck would have been enough without the help of those miserable Earth-children.

[old_one_hero]

Well it'll be a little harder with just Irken technology, but you can probably pull it off.

You need to infect people's dreams. Make them see you like a god one way or another. Then get loyal followers to tell the rest of the humans exactly what you want and keep things secret from the human government.

[eat_ur_b12]

Sorry shorty no-can-do, as an Emotion Lord it is my duty to minimize all threats to the space time calliope and protect it from all dangers.

...Besides you still haven't taken my chip.

[madethefiresbetter]

[This particular face has a little more "asshole" and a little less "incompetent boob" on it. Just a bit]

NONSENSE! Zim's victory was purely skill based!! The Dib-filth and his horrible sibling were only decoys!!

[madethefiresbetter]

...Why, Zim would never pose a threat to the space time... ehh...thingy. I simply cannot comprehend what you are implying! So telling me wouldn't hurt anything at all!

If I don't take your filthy chip, that means more for you. See? So just keep them!