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as the only one to be transplanted to dreamwidth for the forseeable future...

...Seriously?

There is something wrong with you. I'm sure of it now. Where are the journals for your other muses? You know, the ones you actually used? All we do is talk about the same old thing over and over and over again.

I don't understand why you feel the need to renew this relationship.

So, once again: seriously?

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...Nope.

No, you didn't. You said it was good to preserve the status quo and when I said the doc didn't agree you said yes he did, and that's why he kept using you.

It's okay. You can acknowledge it. It's all out in the open now and admitting it is the first step toward recovery. I'll be with you every step of the way.

[... long pause and a line face.]

Shouldn't you be bothering Metal about the things he's doing to your brother?

[fffffff low blow how did you even]

...Why? Shadow can take care of himself. He's a big Wilybot.

[wait, Crash said doing. Metal's doing things? FFFFFF.]

[he looked at the other threads?]

I dunno, considering what they're doing he might not be able to do anything afterwards~.

[well yes, doing things are required. Also Crash is being ass and enjoying it right now]

[NO SHADOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STAB METAL IF HE STARTED DOING THINGS AHHHH]

I can't believe you're even okay with this.

[...oops that wasn't supposed to slip out.]

[magnet: oddly sensitive to this trolling tactic]

I'll get to bother the shit out of Metal when it comes out, since he has this ninja fetish.

That and I don't have a reason to dislike Shadow. He hasn't tried to kill me like at all.

[trololololololololo]

[Don't call his little brother a fetish auhgjfa;khkda]

Yeah. Good for you.

I thought you were supposed to be close to Quick.

[But Magnet! Metal had a girlfriend once, and she was a ninja. So it's a fetish... in Crash's mind]

I'm close to Quick but that doesn't mean I have the same grudges as him.

[Shadow and fetish do not belong in the same sentence in Magnet's mind. Ever. ew. ew. ew.]

I-

[hnnnng he can't help it he has to ask.]

What's going on with them? Honestly.

What going on with them?

[leans in close, lowers his voice as if what he's saying is the most important thing EVER]

They're having sex, duh.

Why does this not bother you?

What if something happens? Metal can't be expected to defend himself against Shadow. What if Wily shows up and doesn't approve? Or you have one of those event things. It's not as though Shadow's the pinnacle of emotional stability in the first place!

I mean, it's probably better for you. At least you're there and you can do something about it.

And don't talk about Shadow and...that. Sex. Or I'm bringing Wood into this conversation. [because obviously Wood is synonymous with Shadow because they're both the youngest of their lines and that makes this the best threat ever oh magnet]

Because it doesn't?

Well. Apparently they do actually care about each other or something. Their muns have actually been working towards this since uh... a love virus in, I think, last year, or was it two years ago? So it's not like it came outta left field or anything.

And like I'm gonna actually do anything about it! Except laugh.

... Why? Wood is Wood. [Crash is immune to such attacks! or something]

Really? Because all I've heard about this is Shadow freaking out, which is...never good. And as far as I know there isn't anyone there to back him up.

[...siiiigh]

That's why you're here, aren't you? To laugh. And if you don't get it, I'm not explaining, even though it does tell me a lot.

There's Top.

[sorry, Magnet. so sorry]

Well yeah, laugh and blow shit up. Possibly both at the same time. But! If you want me to get what you're getting at then explain it to me, cause I ain't Mindreader Man yanno.

Oh.

[that doesn't really help]

If you try and blow me up, I'm magnetizing your bombs to your face. Just, you know, fair warning.

How would you feel if Wood started liking...I don't know. Bass or Duo. And Bass or Duo returned that...affection.

[yes, he is actually attempting to explain this to Crash, which is interesting since even he doesn't really understand why.]

... Bass had a thing for Proto Man and Roll. And Wood only likes plants. And no one cares about the space guy, he's dumb.

[It's not working, because he is using... logic, Crash logic.]

All right.

Someone decided that they liked your Crash Bombs, so they convinced the doc to let them have the bombs and take them away from you. Obviously no one's meant to use anyone else's weapon so this ends badly, but you still have to deal with having your bombs taken away until it does, and then you have to deal with the inevitable fallout, and maybe the doc decides the bombs just aren't worth it and you never get them back.

And don't say that wouldn't happen ever. This is hypothetical. It's not supposed to be something that could happen.

[fff, Magnet what.]

Except it wouldn't happen. Except when Mega Man takes them, and then I'm usually dead so I don't care all that much and the Doc just rebuilds me with the bombs.

Also I'm the best bomb 'bot the Doc ever built, so he wouldn't get rid of my Crash Bombs anyway.

[Serious face]

But if it did. I'm not saying you aren't a good bomber, but what if the doc builds one he thinks could be better and decides to test it out?

Or he decides he doesn't want Mega Man to get them, so he leaves the bombs out next time.

I'm not saying it will happen, I'm saying it would really suck if it did.

[and somehow this is still about Shadow]

But it wouldn't so your argument is dumb.

[how this is about Shadow is totally lost on Crash]

No, you're just refusing to think about it. It would suck. It would be bad. And you couldn't do anything about it because the doc would get angry with you.

[it's lost on everyone]

Except the Doc wouldn't do it because it's dumb, and you're dumb with your dumb ideas and how the hell does this even have to do with Metal banging Shadow?

[the least he can do is bring it back on topic]

Because it sucks!

[no really he doesn't even know why it bothers him so much, poor control-freak with a possessive streak mixed in with genuine concern who stubbornly refuses to believe anything good can happen when it comes to his line mate and interacting with people]

... The just say that, sheesh.

[and Crash is all calm now]

[ooc: I just feel the need to apologize for Magnet's "you're going to screw it up and nothing you say will convince me otherwise" reactions over the in-game scenarios he hears about sometimes, especially in regards to this one since I'm lumping it off on your other character |D]

Hnng.

[...well now he feels silly.]

...I need bread.

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this is probably a stupid question, but: are you also that shadow's player?

yeeeep and it is not a stupid question. /plays... way too many RMs, sob

ah, no! you play an awesome shadow. and crash!