as the only one to be transplanted to dreamwidth for the forseeable future...

[residualforce]

...Seriously? 

There is something wrong with you. I'm sure of it now. Where are the journals for your other muses? You know, the ones you actually used? All we do is talk about the same old thing over and over and over again.

I don't understand why you feel the need to renew this relationship.

So, once again: seriously? 

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[drillsforhands]

You better not be.

[defensiveness all around it seems]

[residualforce]

I don't want to kill them.

[huff grumble. and if you tease him for that he'll punch you because he's still kind of wound tight right now]

...I'm doing meatballs next. That's why I need the bread.

[drillsforhands]

Good!

[no teasing, Crash likes birds]

... I don't think many birds are carnivores. Unless you're trying to feed birds of prey.

[residualforce]

Some of them eat meat, even if they don't have to.

But I'm doing the ducks today, so I need the bread. They've gotten used to being fed so they're getting picky. And smarter. Last time one of them figured out how to eat around the middle. I didn't know they could control their bills that well.

[warming up to this topic now]

[drillsforhands]

You know if you keep feeding them they'll stop getting food for themselves and that's bad.

Well yeah, birds aren't dumb.

[residualforce]

I have them on a rotation. They only get fed once a week, usually.

[back to defensiveness, because he knows and so what if they get dependent on him it's not like he'll let them starve so how is that bad he loves them (magnet can be a little kid sometimes)]

[drillsforhands]

Usually.

[he's using what he thinks of as a "big brother" voice, Magnet, it probably doesn't sound right really. cause he's Crash. you're a third, Crash does not trust thirds to do anything right more so with birds (childishness is a hereditary trait for these guys)]

[residualforce]

Sometimes I'll get bored and go before it's strictly their turn, but I'm not hurting them. It's still not every day.

[like how technically today isn't their day but Magnet's going anyway]

[and don't you use that big brother voice on him, only Needle gets to do that ffff]

[drillsforhands]

... Hrmph, fine that's all it is.

[he can't think of anything else to argue about.]

[and he so will use that big brother voice on Magnet, he is older than him after all.]

[residualforce]

...Sure.

I'm gonna go find bread, then. I'm already late. Or did you want to follow me to make sure I don't poison them or forcibly imprint ducklings on me or something?

[he isn't being serious about the last because he's half convinced Crash is being difficult about the bird thing just to irritate Magnet and not because he might, you know, actually like birds.]

[drillsforhands]

... You're dumb but I'm pretty sure you're not that dumb, Magnet.

That and I gotta take care of the pipis. If Air was still around they'd be flying into his fan and then I'd never hear the end of the bitching.

And you're not Shadow, so I am pretty sure you don't know how to poison things.

[he likes birds, he just likes his robot birds more. that and he's had his fun bothered Magnet and thinks it's time to leave the other Wilybot alone for now]

[residualforce]

Good. See you, Crash.

[pause.]

Don't break Air Man. Everyone would never hear the end of it.

[and that was how to do a proper big brother voice, because he had to get you back for that sometime, but now he's skedaddling because Crash is not more important than birds.]