as the only one to be transplanted to dreamwidth for the forseeable future...

[residualforce]

...Seriously? 

There is something wrong with you. I'm sure of it now. Where are the journals for your other muses? You know, the ones you actually used? All we do is talk about the same old thing over and over and over again.

I don't understand why you feel the need to renew this relationship.

So, once again: seriously? 

Comments

[residualforce]

Really? Because all I've heard about this is Shadow freaking out, which is...never good. And as far as I know there isn't anyone there to back him up.

[...siiiigh]

That's why you're here, aren't you? To laugh. And if you don't get it, I'm not explaining, even though it does tell me a lot.

[drillsforhands]

There's Top.

[sorry, Magnet. so sorry]

Well yeah, laugh and blow shit up. Possibly both at the same time. But! If you want me to get what you're getting at then explain it to me, cause I ain't Mindreader Man yanno.

[residualforce]

Oh.

[that doesn't really help]

If you try and blow me up, I'm magnetizing your bombs to your face. Just, you know, fair warning.

How would you feel if Wood started liking...I don't know. Bass or Duo. And Bass or Duo returned that...affection.

[yes, he is actually attempting to explain this to Crash, which is interesting since even he doesn't really understand why.]

[drillsforhands]

... Bass had a thing for Proto Man and Roll. And Wood only likes plants. And no one cares about the space guy, he's dumb.

[It's not working, because he is using... logic, Crash logic.]

[residualforce]

All right.

Someone decided that they liked your Crash Bombs, so they convinced the doc to let them have the bombs and take them away from you. Obviously no one's meant to use anyone else's weapon so this ends badly, but you still have to deal with having your bombs taken away until it does, and then you have to deal with the inevitable fallout, and maybe the doc decides the bombs just aren't worth it and you never get them back.

And don't say that wouldn't happen ever. This is hypothetical. It's not supposed to be something that could happen.

[fff, Magnet what.]

[drillsforhands]

Except it wouldn't happen. Except when Mega Man takes them, and then I'm usually dead so I don't care all that much and the Doc just rebuilds me with the bombs.

Also I'm the best bomb 'bot the Doc ever built, so he wouldn't get rid of my Crash Bombs anyway.

[Serious face]

[residualforce]

But if it did. I'm not saying you aren't a good bomber, but what if the doc builds one he thinks could be better and decides to test it out?

Or he decides he doesn't want Mega Man to get them, so he leaves the bombs out next time.

I'm not saying it will happen, I'm saying it would really suck if it did.

[and somehow this is still about Shadow]

[drillsforhands]

But it wouldn't so your argument is dumb.

[how this is about Shadow is totally lost on Crash]

[residualforce]

No, you're just refusing to think about it. It would suck. It would be bad. And you couldn't do anything about it because the doc would get angry with you.

[it's lost on everyone]

[drillsforhands]

Except the Doc wouldn't do it because it's dumb, and you're dumb with your dumb ideas and how the hell does this even have to do with Metal banging Shadow?

[the least he can do is bring it back on topic]

this is probably a stupid question, but: are you also that shadow's player?

[residualforce]

Because it sucks!

[no really he doesn't even know why it bothers him so much, poor control-freak with a possessive streak mixed in with genuine concern who stubbornly refuses to believe anything good can happen when it comes to his line mate and interacting with people]

yeeeep and it is not a stupid question. /plays... way too many RMs, sob

[drillsforhands]

... The just say that, sheesh.

[and Crash is all calm now]

ah, no! you play an awesome shadow. and crash!

[residualforce]

[ooc: I just feel the need to apologize for Magnet's "you're going to screw it up and nothing you say will convince me otherwise" reactions over the in-game scenarios he hears about sometimes, especially in regards to this one since I'm lumping it off on your other character |D]

Hnng.

[...well now he feels silly.]

...I need bread.

fffffff, you lie

[drillsforhands]

[ooc: pffft. It's okay. Conflict is fun, even if it's in Dear_Mun, and he's dumping it on Crash. Crash has been through so much worse~]

... bread.

[what]

nope. i love playing with your shadow.

[residualforce]

[ooc: still, I didn't mean to strongarm you into it or anything! so please don't be afraid to demand a subject change at any time! since dear_mun is sort of supposed to be a happy-fun-times place.]

Yeah. I'm going to go throw it at the birds. Do you have any?

[when in doubt? rapid subject change.]

fffff

[drillsforhands]

[ooc: no strongarmming here, so don't worry about it.]

... No, I don't have any. And why would you throw it at the birds?!

[he is picturing Magnet being mean and like... trying to hurl a loaf of bread at birds]

[residualforce]

[ooc: \o]

Because they eat it. I've been trying to feed them other things, but they haven't really liked any of that.

[drillsforhands]

Oh... Feeding the birds.

What else have you been trying to feed them?

[residualforce]

Cocunut milk, milk, some teas, soft drinks, bits of coconut, grass, different type of leaves, different types of crackers, a bunch of the kind of grains they feed farm animals, different types of fruits and vegetables, peanut butter, butter, ice cream, wheat plants, pulped tree roots, syrup...

And the usual bread and bird seed you can get at stores.

I think that's about it. I wanted to see what they would eat. Sometimes they'll only eat it if you hide it in bread first.

[drillsforhands]

[listened to all that and just. what]

You don't know much about birds, do you?

[residualforce]

I know plenty. I just wanted to see if they could eat anything else. None of them have died. I'm not testing, like, baking soda or anything.

[a bit defensive? maybe.]

[drillsforhands]

You better not be.

[defensiveness all around it seems]

[residualforce]

I don't want to kill them.

[huff grumble. and if you tease him for that he'll punch you because he's still kind of wound tight right now]

...I'm doing meatballs next. That's why I need the bread.

[drillsforhands]

Good!

[no teasing, Crash likes birds]

... I don't think many birds are carnivores. Unless you're trying to feed birds of prey.

[residualforce]

Some of them eat meat, even if they don't have to.

But I'm doing the ducks today, so I need the bread. They've gotten used to being fed so they're getting picky. And smarter. Last time one of them figured out how to eat around the middle. I didn't know they could control their bills that well.

[warming up to this topic now]