...I regret nothing!

[equestrian_girl]

Well I'm glad you don't mun, because nothing's been going right for me the last couple weeks.

For starters I've been transported to an entirely different reality, turned into a different species and for once it's not yours or any other fans fault, Spike's a dog and I'm not even sure if he can speak to me anymore, my magic's gone, and all top of all that everyone seems to hate me now!

[sigh]

...I just don't know mun...

Comments

[equestrian_girl]

[She'd be offended if this was anyone else, but she just gives a little scowl.]

I don't recall anypony asking your opinion.

[angry_jerk]

You seem to believe I care. Hilarious!

So, how does it feel to be another cog in the soulless, business cash-in?

[Dan's opinion, not mine!]

[equestrian_girl]

I don't know, how does it feel not having a movie?.

[Ohhhhhhh burn.]

[angry_jerk]

[Oh snap!]

I WILL MURDER YOU WITH A RUSTY SPOON!

[equestrian_girl]

Spoons typically aren't the best weapons of choice you know, especially easily breakable rusty ones.

RL, so late

[angry_jerk]

What do you know about the capabilities of spoons as weapons?

It 's all good

[equestrian_girl]

I know enough to know that spoons aren't effective weapon, should be obvious really.

[angry_jerk]

I will have you know that spoons can be very useful! Like this one time, I stuck it in this guy's eye. Chris made me stop when the screaming got too loud.

[equestrian_girl]

[Okay...that's something she didn't need to hear, ever!]

...That's horrifying.

[angry_jerk]

Don't be so squeamish. If that's what you think is "horrifying" you would have been the first to lose at my eighth birthday.

[Apparently he thinks birthdays are a competition. Huh.]