lookin' for some kind of game

[fuzzycuffs]

Summoner, do you honestly think I have the time for one of these games you wish to send me to? Being trapped in some world, somewhere, with some kind of vague objective is not on my list of things to do. I have criminals to apprehend and foes to defeat on the Fields of Justice. Not to mention yordles to catch.

...Though, I suppose I wouldn't mind a short vacation from that punch-happy ruffian I'm constantly babysitting.

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[fuzzycuffs]

[huehuehue]

Which is precisely why you need me around.

[totally not for other reasons coughcoughcough]

[ex_punchfirst608]

Need you around, yes. Need to be babysat by you, not so much.

[Cue one playful fist-nudge from Vi.

The other reasons are just the icing on the cupcake.]

[fuzzycuffs]

[She just sort of takes the fist-nudge]
We'll see. However, you may get your "reign" of Piltover if this summoner sends me to one of these games.

[ohoho]

[ex_punchfirst608]

[It's at this point that the implications of this potential situation actually register.]

...if that happens, I'm not gonna have anybody to crack jokes at, though!

Except maybe Ziggs, but he's busy with the academy.

[PRIORITIES.]

[fuzzycuffs]

[Yes priorities indeed]
...I suppose that's true, but you don't think there are more pressing matters than that?

[ex_punchfirst608]

Well, there's the matter of you not being around, but that ties into the matter of nobody to joke at.

Does this mean we get to chase after your mun on a kidnapping charge?

[fuzzycuffs]

Theoretically, but good luck with that. And then if you actually do, you have to charge all muns with kidnapping. It's not the best situation.

[ex_punchfirst608]

It's a lot of faces to punch, but I think I can handle the challenge.

[OOC: As a strange bit of poetic justice, I played an ARAM earlier and rolled Vi - there was a Bittersweet Lulu on the enemy team, so Vi got turned into a cupcake a number of times. Given this thread, I found that even more amusing than usual.]

[fuzzycuffs]

Oh, I have no doubt that you'll keep going until every last one's been punched.

[ooc: Haha, nice. Looks like it was Vi's turn to be Cupcake.]