lookin' for some kind of game

[fuzzycuffs]

Summoner, do you honestly think I have the time for one of these games you wish to send me to? Being trapped in some world, somewhere, with some kind of vague objective is not on my list of things to do. I have criminals to apprehend and foes to defeat on the Fields of Justice. Not to mention yordles to catch.

...Though, I suppose I wouldn't mind a short vacation from that punch-happy ruffian I'm constantly babysitting.

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[truedisplay]

Oh come on, she's not that bad right now, is she?

['sup Caitlyn? Love issues?]

[foxfiring]

What's wrong with a little vacation?

[fuzzycuffs]

I'll concede she gets the job done, but the amount of property damage and injuries to her...arrestees is irritatingly high. Criminals should be spending their sentence in jail, not a hospital. And, yes, she is still as bad.

[Not much um no what about you Ez where's your gf?]

[fuzzycuffs]

Nothing if it were a normal vacation. But, on the whole, these games seem to be rather abnormal.

[foxfiring]

I suppose it depends on the game.

[fuzzycuffs]

Well, yes. Unfortunately, this summoner has no regard for my well-being nor has my best interests at hand, so I feel I would be sent one of the more "abnormal" games. Though, as I said, the silver lining is not having to deal with Vi for a while.

[foxfiring]

They could be cruel and just toss you in one of those horror games.

That's a nice little trade-off.

[fuzzycuffs]

Please. As sheriff of Piltover and after what we've faced on the Fields of Justice, I think it would take more than some horror game to unsettle me.

Yes, and it'll have to be the only way I can justify accepting this summoner's orders.

[foxfiring]

There's sex games too.

It's not like you have much of a choice in the matter.

[fuzzycuffs]

I'm...aware. Are you in one of those? [She smirks a little. ohh burn]

And I'm aware of that, too. We muses do not have the best of lives, do we?

[foxfiring]

I'm not in any game at the moment. Although it'd be nice to have some fun.

Mine hasn't been so bad.

[fuzzycuffs]

I see. Does your summoner plan on giving you your fun?

Until further notice, mine hasn't either. We'll see how long that lasts, though.

[foxfiring]

Probably not.

[Shrug.]

My charms will win eventually, though.

[fuzzycuffs]

Are you saying you'll charm your summoner?

[truedisplay]

[really it's a long-distance relationship]

Well, it sounds like she's avoiding giving a premature death sentence at least...

[fuzzycuffs]

[do you send love letters by way of True Shot Barrage]

At least. Ha, it's a sad day when you're thankful that a member of the Piltover Police isn't killing criminals haphazardly.

[foxfiring]

Of course. No one can quite resist them.

[fuzzycuffs]

I assume you mean no man can quite resist them.

[foxfiring]

It's easier to charm them, yes. But I can charm women just as well.

[truedisplay]

[actually never thought to do that, thanks]

Well, not like it matters too much to me. Maybe you should make her go without the gloves for a day or something.

[fuzzycuffs]

What about those creatures from the Void? Or that blind monk?

[fuzzycuffs]

[she's pro at long range matters]

Doesn't matter? Aren't you a resident of Piltover? Or are you too busy with your maps? Besides, trying to get those gloves from her would be near impossible--both metaphorically and physically.

[you know how much those suckers weigh?]

[foxfiring]

Why would I bother with them?

[fuzzycuffs]

I suppose I mean that wouldn't they have immunity?

[truedisplay]

You know I'm out of town like 90% of the time, right?

[Okay, maybe he's exaggerating but one is not "settled down" when regularly traversing the whole of Valoran chasing records of some dark historical figure, discovering artifacts and/or being involuntarily pulled into team deathmatches.]

And I think I see what you're getting at. Getting punched like that during a match hurts enough, I don't want to think about wearing them all the time...