lookin' for some kind of game

[fuzzycuffs]

Summoner, do you honestly think I have the time for one of these games you wish to send me to? Being trapped in some world, somewhere, with some kind of vague objective is not on my list of things to do. I have criminals to apprehend and foes to defeat on the Fields of Justice. Not to mention yordles to catch.

...Though, I suppose I wouldn't mind a short vacation from that punch-happy ruffian I'm constantly babysitting.

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[truedisplay]

Oh come on, she's not that bad right now, is she?

['sup Caitlyn? Love issues?]

[fuzzycuffs]

I'll concede she gets the job done, but the amount of property damage and injuries to her...arrestees is irritatingly high. Criminals should be spending their sentence in jail, not a hospital. And, yes, she is still as bad.

[Not much um no what about you Ez where's your gf?]

[truedisplay]

[really it's a long-distance relationship]

Well, it sounds like she's avoiding giving a premature death sentence at least...

[fuzzycuffs]

[do you send love letters by way of True Shot Barrage]

At least. Ha, it's a sad day when you're thankful that a member of the Piltover Police isn't killing criminals haphazardly.

[truedisplay]

[actually never thought to do that, thanks]

Well, not like it matters too much to me. Maybe you should make her go without the gloves for a day or something.

[fuzzycuffs]

[she's pro at long range matters]

Doesn't matter? Aren't you a resident of Piltover? Or are you too busy with your maps? Besides, trying to get those gloves from her would be near impossible--both metaphorically and physically.

[you know how much those suckers weigh?]

[truedisplay]

You know I'm out of town like 90% of the time, right?

[Okay, maybe he's exaggerating but one is not "settled down" when regularly traversing the whole of Valoran chasing records of some dark historical figure, discovering artifacts and/or being involuntarily pulled into team deathmatches.]

And I think I see what you're getting at. Getting punched like that during a match hurts enough, I don't want to think about wearing them all the time...

[fuzzycuffs]

You raise a fair point, but Piltover is still your hometown.

[Come on man, you gotta care. It's like the PTA and all that shit.]

Yes, I myself am even surprised that she wears so much cumbersome equipment. All I need is my gun.

[truedisplay]

Maybe I should take a break soon. I could use one, I guess, but it probably won't be too long.

I still don't get how Tryndamere manages to carry that sword of his around. I've even heard from my Summoner there are a few people around here not from Valoran that actually use even larger ones...

[foxfiring]

What's wrong with a little vacation?

[fuzzycuffs]

Nothing if it were a normal vacation. But, on the whole, these games seem to be rather abnormal.

[foxfiring]

I suppose it depends on the game.

[fuzzycuffs]

Well, yes. Unfortunately, this summoner has no regard for my well-being nor has my best interests at hand, so I feel I would be sent one of the more "abnormal" games. Though, as I said, the silver lining is not having to deal with Vi for a while.

[foxfiring]

They could be cruel and just toss you in one of those horror games.

That's a nice little trade-off.

[fuzzycuffs]

Please. As sheriff of Piltover and after what we've faced on the Fields of Justice, I think it would take more than some horror game to unsettle me.

Yes, and it'll have to be the only way I can justify accepting this summoner's orders.

[foxfiring]

There's sex games too.

It's not like you have much of a choice in the matter.

[fuzzycuffs]

I'm...aware. Are you in one of those? [She smirks a little. ohh burn]

And I'm aware of that, too. We muses do not have the best of lives, do we?

[ex_punchfirst608]

Hey, hey! I don't need babysitting, Cupcake!

[fuzzycuffs]

I disagree. I can't imagine what would happen to Piltover if I weren't there to curb some of your...enthusiasm.

And don't call me "Cupcake."

[ex_punchfirst608]

Well, I imagine there would be a lot less criminals. And the doctors, insurance agents, and carpenters would see a lot more business. I'd be taking down crime, and stimulating the economy! Everyone wins!

[Totally ignoring that last bit, yep.]

[fuzzycuffs]

[Cait sighs a bit]

Sure, you can beat the criminals to a pulp, but would you be able to find them? I wouldn't say you're exactly a professional investigator. Besides, you'd still have Jayce to deal with.

[ex_punchfirst608]

[...ouch.]

Damn, you got me there, Cait.

[fuzzycuffs]

[huehuehue]

Which is precisely why you need me around.

[totally not for other reasons coughcoughcough]

[ex_punchfirst608]

Need you around, yes. Need to be babysat by you, not so much.

[Cue one playful fist-nudge from Vi.

The other reasons are just the icing on the cupcake.]

[fuzzycuffs]

[She just sort of takes the fist-nudge]
We'll see. However, you may get your "reign" of Piltover if this summoner sends me to one of these games.

[ohoho]