HERE COMES THE GOT-LAID PARADE

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[She looks like she's in physical pain for a moment over that post title, which is written across a banner over her head in huge hot pink glitter letters.]

Mundane. This? Is not big deal. Also, is not anybody's business. This is stupid.

Take this down.

[Fucking make me.]

You are lucky that Heavy cannot make you from here.

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[makesgoodteam]

[Staring. Staring forever.

Face, meet palm.]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[help

me]

[makesgoodteam]

[All you get is a shrug; not even Heavy knows what do.]

[tinkerings]

[Well. That... is... that's s o m e t h i n g, that's what it is.]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[Why this

She just looks at Engie quietly, her face a mix of "oh god why" and "say something and I'll break your skull."]

[tinkerings]

[Because you specifically asked for it.

She returns the look with one of muted amusement before glancing back at the glittering text.]

I suppose with that much effort laid in the dramatics, someone ought to ask: who rose to the challenge?

[kritikal]

[

whatever she's probably had too much beer okay?????? ]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[I'M FUCKING SOBBING OH MY GOD

Heavy just

stares]

I... eh.

... thank... you...?

[ignitions]

[Good things happening call for scribbled on, scrap paper, congratulatory notes!]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[oh my fucking god

and yet

that's so cute that she can't even really get mad.

she just... quietly accepts it, looks at it in confusion, and then scratches at her head.]

Eh... thank you...?

[ignitions]

Hud huhhud.

[Pleased, he claps his gloved hands together making soft, rubber phahf-phahf-phahfs.

Pyro isn't sure why Heavy seemed so displeased about it though. Parades are a good thing, and 'getting laid' is a happy thing, right? He knows because Scout complains about not 'getting laid' whenever he thinks no one is around and Scout never has happy things happen to him. Because he's Scout.

Perfect logic.]

Hud hudhuh huh huhudhuh.

[hasstandards]

[Sigh. Mundanes.

At least he's not reminding you of how it could be worse.]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Mundane is stupid leetle child.

[>:C]

[shhhhh_secret]

(Like how it could be THIS assole sidling up against your back?

...uh, did I mention that sidling up against your back is exactly what he is doing right now?

...is that a knife in his pocket or...)

((OOC: I'm so sorry. I couldn't resist.))

[cyphers]

[ wow....

just

wow

look at all the things that could be said and yet none of it is being said. this look is enough after all, right? ]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

No.

[It's all she says, and she says it very firmly.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

[Jaw dropping.]

For reals?

How come I don't get a parade?

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Because no one cares, and also this never happens to leetle Scout.

[not_onyourside]

I trust congratulations are een order?

[If his grin was any wider it would split his head in half.]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

If Heavy cannot stop you from doing this.

[She looks pained.]

[notintehkitchen]

The BLUs get less and less professional everytime one of them comes on here.

[Dammit, she's not dealing with both this AND that Scout.]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Mundane is unprofessional. Heavy did not ask for this.

[pocketsurgeon]

Erm... Heavy...

[Is it a good idea to tell everyone this? He doesn't know. ]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[OH GOD]

Heavy did not-- eh... this was mundane's doing.

[shhhhh_secret]

(Offers congratulatory cigarettes. Thanks for adding to his totally not disturbing porn collection!)