HERE COMES THE GOT-LAID PARADE

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[She looks like she's in physical pain for a moment over that post title, which is written across a banner over her head in huge hot pink glitter letters.]

Mundane. This? Is not big deal. Also, is not anybody's business. This is stupid.

Take this down.

[Fucking make me.]

You are lucky that Heavy cannot make you from here.

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[makesgoodteam]

[Staring. Staring forever.

Face, meet palm.]

[tinkerings]

[Well. That... is... that's s o m e t h i n g, that's what it is.]

[kritikal]

[

whatever she's probably had too much beer okay?????? ]

[ignitions]

[Good things happening call for scribbled on, scrap paper, congratulatory notes!]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[help

me]

[makesgoodteam]

[All you get is a shrug; not even Heavy knows what do.]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[I'M FUCKING SOBBING OH MY GOD

Heavy just

stares]

I... eh.

... thank... you...?

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[Why this

She just looks at Engie quietly, her face a mix of "oh god why" and "say something and I'll break your skull."]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

I am going to kill mundane.

[makesgoodteam]

Can I come help?

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[oh my fucking god

and yet

that's so cute that she can't even really get mad.

she just... quietly accepts it, looks at it in confusion, and then scratches at her head.]

Eh... thank you...?

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Only if you let me finish her.

[makesgoodteam]

I think you deserve at least that.

[hasstandards]

[Sigh. Mundanes.

At least he's not reminding you of how it could be worse.]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Mundane is stupid leetle child.

[>:C]

[hasstandards]

Can't say I didn't warn you.

[Not that he can say much in regards to the Got-Laid Parade.]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[She frowns and glares up at the sign like it has personally wronged her.

Well, I guess it kind of has, really.]

[hasstandards]

Aw, cheer up mate. It could be worse.

[And there's his catchphrase.]

[cyphers]

[ wow....

just

wow

look at all the things that could be said and yet none of it is being said. this look is enough after all, right? ]

[bring_the_beatdown]

[Jaw dropping.]

For reals?

How come I don't get a parade?

[heavyweaponsgirl]

No.

[It's all she says, and she says it very firmly.]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Because no one cares, and also this never happens to leetle Scout.

[bring_the_beatdown]

What? I have sex all the time.

[With his hands.]

So uh.. who'd you get lucky with?

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[She raises her eyebrows. Yeah no Scout she doesn't believe a word of that.

She looks at him for a beat before answering. Should she keep it private, since it's none of his business... or be honest purely to gross him right the hell out?

Heh.]

Is none of Scout's business. But if you must know... it was the Doktor.

[bring_the_beatdown]

[I do not have an icon for his shock and disgust so just imagine his jaw dropping and his eyes going wide and his arms flailing around.]

What?! Him?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Why would you... he's so....


He's old.