> mun: ship dirk/roxy like burning.

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munsies
hey
munsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies
u knw wat
stop fatnasizing abt me & dirk
i already told u antediluvian terms aside that hes like bleeping beep bepe beep on my gadar
*gaydare
w/e
its just a realitits of the sittutation here
*realitites
*real titties
ok i knw liek im so totes hot and l33t & the most hellaciously gorgeous biatch ass can b
bt dick is just ont interested
*dirk
& im being the magnagnimous lady that i am & setpping aside becuz hes just not intrested like i just said
othrweis if he wer strait m sure that his self control would b no match 4 MAI HAWT SELF
*wonks*
\ok tsop picking @ my brain especilly not when i need a vodkaz & makng me want to spill out my gushy feeligns to sum1 whos like TOTALY not in2 me
rolals game is waaaaay better that dat gurrrrrl

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[doomedtwiceasmuch]

..
what i2 thii2 even.

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this is the gr7t rolal makin sum announcementz
*gr9t
*GR8T
& who r u w ur mustardy tetx
*setx
never mind
as'/l

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

oh 2weet jegu2 iit'2 liike a traiinwreck.
ii've had people 2ayiing they can't read troll quiirk2 but thii2 knock2 tho2e out of the fucking park iit'2 liike you can't even type.
2iix, male but there'2 no poiint iin locatiion we're both here ii don't know why you'd need to a2k.

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when uve had vodkaz liek me
ur testing looks perfectsly normale
*sesting
*sexting
*TEXGTING

r u rly six urs old or is it dinfferent 4 trolls

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

oh waiit, no.
no iit'2 not siix year2 iit'2 2iix 2weep2.
whiich ii2 the equiivalent of 13 of your human year2, maybe a biit more.

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well daymn arent u a cute little troll
whats ur name cutie
*wonk*

1/2

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

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[doomedtwiceasmuch]

plea2e don't tell me you're hiittiing on me.

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no im just totally wonking @ u becuz ive got somefthing in my eyez

of COURSE im hitting on u even if i kinda feel skeevy abt it but trolls r diffrent anyway rite
*grins seductivesly a@*

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

iit doe2n't matter how diifferent human and troll relatiion2hiip2 are, becau2e ii ju2t 2o happen to be taken anyway.
so you're out of luck.
but hey iif you're wiilliing two hiit on 2omeone fiive miinute2 after meetiing them how about ii throw ED your way and you two can fliirt all day long whiile ii'm off 2omewhere el2e not giiviing a 2hiit.

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geeeeeee
u c
this is y
y i cant entertain NARY ANY FRISKY THOUGHTS
none of them
becuz evry1s taken & its like im so single i define singelment
its so sad