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dear_mun2012-02-20 09:30 pm
unavoidabubbly) wrote in dear_mun2012-02-20 09:30 pm
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> mun: ship dirk/roxy like burning.
munsies
hey
munsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies
u knw wat
stop fatnasizing abt me & dirk
i already told u antediluvian terms aside that hes like bleeping beep bepe beep on my gadar
*gaydare
w/e
its just a realitits of the sittutation here
*realitites
*real titties
ok i knw liek im so totes hot and l33t & the most hellaciously gorgeous biatch ass can b
bt dick is just ont interested
*dirk
& im being the magnagnimous lady that i am & setpping aside becuz hes just not intrested like i just said
othrweis if he wer strait m sure that his self control would b no match 4 MAI HAWT SELF
*wonks*
\ok tsop picking @ my brain especilly not when i need a vodkaz & makng me want to spill out my gushy feeligns to sum1 whos like TOTALY not in2 me
rolals game is waaaaay better that dat gurrrrrl
hey
munsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies
u knw wat
stop fatnasizing abt me & dirk
i already told u antediluvian terms aside that hes like bleeping beep bepe beep on my gadar
*gaydare
w/e
its just a realitits of the sittutation here
*realitites
*real titties
ok i knw liek im so totes hot and l33t & the most hellaciously gorgeous biatch ass can b
bt dick is just ont interested
*dirk
& im being the magnagnimous lady that i am & setpping aside becuz hes just not intrested like i just said
othrweis if he wer strait m sure that his self control would b no match 4 MAI HAWT SELF
*wonks*
\ok tsop picking @ my brain especilly not when i need a vodkaz & makng me want to spill out my gushy feeligns to sum1 whos like TOTALY not in2 me
rolals game is waaaaay better that dat gurrrrrl
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what i2 thii2 even.
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*noep
w/e
macs great & all but i liek windows bettah
mac doesnt give me that smae sense of nostalgia like being connectd with computement historiez
its so new school
i think dat may b moar mr striders deal
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*gr9t
*GR8T
& who r u w ur mustardy tetx
*setx
never mind
as'/l
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[ Oh right time to stop with the ego. He tilts his head to the side. ] Mr. Strider? He some sort of art teacher or something, dude? Or, well, chick, can't really see most guys typing with bright pink fonts. Might be your thing. Dunno.
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dont tell me thers another overlard tryin to get their convovluted claws in2 the already saturtated markett
apples fine & all dude its not like im stompign on its hopes & dreams
i just liek stuff thats moer nostalgicing if u knw wat i mean
he uses bright orange liqueur font
& he probs could be an art teacherz
hes the mastar of that kind fo ms paint genuis stuff
id make him mai thing but hes gay antediluvian termibobogy aside
& my muns tryin 2 sya i liek him but w/e
dont listen to her
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[ He laughs. ] Apple is fine and all, thank you very much. There's plenty of nostalgia in Apple! But hey, I ain't here to sell you a computer. Not my turf. [ Playing with his iPhone now. ] Can't try too hard to push a product...
Orange. Well, that's only... completely awful. Why is everyone against black? Black is the new black. It never goes out of fashion. [ :| WHY DO PEOPLE STILL USE MS PAINT I HAVE PHOTOSHOP I HAD TO DEAL WITH ADOBE THE PSYCHOPATH TO GET IT WHY WHY WHY ] --is he. Y'know, there's a really great program called painter, must better than anything Microsoft can do...
[ oh shit no he cannot do relationship advice or gossipping or any of this girly shit uh uh uh ] Well... if he's a Mac user, I can see why you'd like him. Kind of an admirable thing. [ No Apple, you must sympathise with the customer, make them feel like you care about them... ]
Uh, what I meant was, do you like him or not?
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he wont be happy lets just leave it at dat
[With all the l33t hacking and virus coding and computer exploding she's doing? Yeaaaah. Even Mac probably wouldn't be happy if she hacked his mainframes and sledgehammered his firewalls so hard they'd be stardust when she's done.]
blakcs ok buts its just so
black
u knw
non oringanl
every1 has black at first then u chhoose to make it moar u
obvs
of COURZE i liek him hes my bffs along with jane & jaek but if ur talking abt it being in THAT way
noep
totes not becuz wats the point
so anywayz who r u
bychase r u an eligibel bachelor
*wonks*
a/se/l pls
^_?
argh your roxy, i love her
[ Actually, that might turn him on. you just never know ]
No dude, that is why it's original. It's the original, it's like, y'know, "back to black"? Yeah. That. It's totally fuckin' like that, and it's like... going back to your roots. Also what's with the font choice? No, no I can dig it. You mess up every other word, but your coding is flawless. That's pretty avant-garde. You sure you don't want to switch to Mac, chick?
[ A brow raise. ] What do you mean what's the point? You sound kinda hopeless and shit saying shit like that.
[ Um. If you want to fight Adobe and Starbucks, Roxy, though p. sure it'd be easier taking on Doc Scratch and Jack Noir with only a pack of chewing gum for a weapon than it would be dealing with those two. ]
Uh. Kinda. Sorta. It's complicated? Not like that bullshit Facebook 'it's complicated', it's just really kinda complicated. Like I'm single and I'm not. I mean, really I am, cause I can do what I want. I'm always different than what people expect, so I guess people would expect me to be taken so I guess I'm not taken. Not really.
[ A pause. ] No. I'm single. Shit, how old am I? I guess I'm 35. As for sex and location, does business and Cupertino cut it for you? I guess you could just say I'm a dude.
awww, thanks so much! <333
then im goin2 tell u that ive been a tooootes naughty gurl
*wonkwonkwonk*
& that i deserve vodka next yr if ur still aroudn @ the tiem
[What is it with Roxy and . . . robotic intelligence I don't even know this is like AR except all of the AI x 9001. All of it. Her l33t codes are just music to their ears.]
i get wat ur saying its like
be nonmainstream by ironically being mainstreem
u sound just liek dick
*dirk
but yeah u got it babe im totes avant-gared & breacking bariesrs and blowing ur minmd
u like it dont u
heheh
ok just so u knw
hope totes isnt my thing
i mean of coures i hope but sits like
im used to having a void sinside me emo as that sounds
so its liek fine dude
lets drink 2 that
[Oh dear. Would a bottle of vodka with that gum help ease the pain a bit?]
u sound like uve had a martini or 2
i knw cause i just did
complicates but not & fuck da police u do wat you want
i liek that
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ii've had people 2ayiing they can't read troll quiirk2 but thii2 knock2 tho2e out of the fucking park iit'2 liike you can't even type.
2iix, male but there'2 no poiint iin locatiion we're both here ii don't know why you'd need to a2k.
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Actually, no, it doesn't have to seem.
You are completely sloshed.
Thoroughly dipsomatic.
Put down the bottle and step away from the vodkaz, Roxy. There are more red lines than pink text on my screen right now.
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ur testing looks perfectsly normale
*sesting
*sexting
*TEXGTING
r u rly six urs old or is it dinfferent 4 trolls
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it SEEMS
mistar autoressponter
that u
r
worried
abt me
giggelgiggle
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I'm hurt.
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im ALL KINDS of taking ur adivce to <3
& 4 the record i dont have the bottle ive got a martini glassthank u vry much
heheh
its so sweet of u to worry abt me babe
this is y ilu <333
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no iit'2 not siix year2 iit'2 2iix 2weep2.
whiich ii2 the equiivalent of 13 of your human year2, maybe a biit more.
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whats ur name cutie
*wonk*
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Then set down the martini glassthank and back away from the vodkaz.
Worrying about you is the only thing that takes me more than a few seconds.
I'm lucky that it does. You know what happens to boys with too much free time.
Those with hands, anyway.
But, back on topic. Angsting about DS?
There's a maths percent chance this is a familiar Ro-Lal soliloquy. Where maths is a pretty goddamn big number.
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dont get ur roboknickers into a twist babe
im totes on bevrage break atm
u can totes sepend all ur free time on me autorespopder
i am so ready 4 that i cannot even
my hody is ready
and yyyyyyyyyy would i angst abt mister distri when ive got u
1/2
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of COURSE im hitting on u even if i kinda feel skeevy abt it but trolls r diffrent anyway rite
*grins seductivesly a@*
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so you're out of luck.
but hey iif you're wiilliing two hiit on 2omeone fiive miinute2 after meetiing them how about ii throw ED your way and you two can fliirt all day long whiile ii'm off 2omewhere el2e not giiviing a 2hiit.
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u c
this is y
y i cant entertain NARY ANY FRISKY THOUGHTS
none of them
becuz evry1s taken & its like im so single i define singelment
its so sad