Muse is a little pissed at the dust that he's gathered.

[un_beau_coquin]

Congratulations, chèrie. You are, as you continuously proclaim, free. Alzhough I find it a bit strange to be celebrating wizh me, it is not zhat I do not appreciate it.

[He chuckles.] 'Ow is it zhat you continue to play me even zhough it 'as been, what, at least a year since you 'ave played our game? And zhat is not even zhe main issue. You 'ave yet to catch up wizh zhe little comics as well. You truly are a pain in my ass, playing around wizh me wizh no true intent to do somezhing substantial wizh me.

Go back to your "canon review" for zhat red'ead. You need it. When you feel like acquainting yourself wizh a true man, you can come crawling back on your 'ands and knees. Oui?

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[not_onyourside]

Ah. You would be zhe type to want a woman on her knees.

[Leer.]

[un_beau_coquin]

On zheir knees, on zheir backs, on zheir stomachs.... Variety is zhe spice of life, mon ami.

[not_onyourside]

But of course. Imagine how boring eet would be ozzerwise, what a sad existence.

So. What does your mundane have you doing now? Collecting dust?

[un_beau_coquin]

Boring may be a favorable choice every now and zhen. Especially if I feel zhat some relaxation is in order.

You are exactly correct. It 'as been less zhan enjoyable. And you?

[bring_the_beatdown]

Dude, I dunno why she keeps bringing you back. You're sorta a jerk to her.

What is it with chicks and Spies?

[And his Ma and Spies. All of you Spies should just up and disappear as far as he's concerned.]

[un_beau_coquin]

I am irresistible. Zhat is fact.

Zhough I suppose you would not be able to recognize charm if it kicked you in zhe nuts, oui?

[bring_the_beatdown]

Hey! I'm plenty charming! I got girls crawlin' all over me. So shut the freak up.

[And you totally believe him right? Right?]

[un_beau_coquin]

Right. I'll believe zhat zhe day your mozzer decides zhat my bed is not 'er favorite place to visit.

[hasstandards]

You, a true man. Right.

[un_beau_coquin]

Is zhe idea too difficult for your mind to compre'end, mon ami? After all, you lack a point of reference.

[hasstandards]

I'm more a man than you, ya frog.

[un_beau_coquin]

Sure, oui, of course.

If being a man involves pissing into jars and zhrowing zhem at people, zhen oui, you are zhe epitome of man'ood.

[pocketsurgeon]

Zhat... doesn't make any sense.

[un_beau_coquin]

I am quite aware zhat your inferior mind may 'ave some difficulty understanding my words. If you'd like, I can attempt to phrase it in simpler terms.

[pocketsurgeon]

Tch. Vy vould your mundane crawl? Is somezing wrong viz her legs?

[ex_haveaplan64]

You actually want your mun t' interfere in your loife?

Sometoimes I wonder about your sanity.

(Says the crazed gunman.)

(Also, ohai. This muse is also a little dusty.)

[un_beau_coquin]

It is better zhan sitting around collecting dust. Besides, it sounds as if you underestimate me, chèri. I can 'andle anyzhing she zhrows my way.

[He chuckles, then gives a warm smile.] It 'as been quite a while, 'as it not?

[Hello! It's all good, it's nice to see you around again~]

[ex_haveaplan64]

(He shakes his head.)

Your funeral, mate. But maybe your mun isn't a sadist loike moine.

(Hey, now! Suffering builds character. And it's funny to throw Mister Lineface into situations where he can't solve by running a kilometer away and then shooting it.)

[heavyweaponsgirl]

RED Spy is not true man. Unless you are meaning that RED Spy is annoying leetle baby, which is true.

[hey sup huge wall of woman is addressing you and seems unimpressed. welcome to woman Heavy.]

[un_beau_coquin]

I am so sorry zhat you 'ave not and never will experience a true man's affection. Then you would know simply by looking zhat I am zhe real deal.

[For all of Spy's talk, he's still sweating under Heavy's shadow. Salut!]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[she huffs, folding her arms.]

Leetle Spy talks as if there is even enough of him to make one man. You would not know what to do with all of a real woman.

[its_not_unusual]

[ You found: MANN CO. SUPPLY CRATE ]

[notintehkitchen]

Dare I ask who this redhead might be?

[And regardless of gender, have you already slept with them? These are the thoughts that run through Pyro's mind. Of course, the less innocent ones hardly ever get out.]

[un_beau_coquin]

Zhis young man zhat she is playing in some underwater bubble. Do not worry, I 'ave nozhing but ill will towards zhis man.

[He's looking very unimpressed.]

[notintehkitchen]

I see. So I guess that means you aren't friendly with them.

[Whoops, it got out.]