Muse is a little pissed at the dust that he's gathered.

[un_beau_coquin]

Congratulations, chèrie. You are, as you continuously proclaim, free. Alzhough I find it a bit strange to be celebrating wizh me, it is not zhat I do not appreciate it.

[He chuckles.] 'Ow is it zhat you continue to play me even zhough it 'as been, what, at least a year since you 'ave played our game? And zhat is not even zhe main issue. You 'ave yet to catch up wizh zhe little comics as well. You truly are a pain in my ass, playing around wizh me wizh no true intent to do somezhing substantial wizh me.

Go back to your "canon review" for zhat red'ead. You need it. When you feel like acquainting yourself wizh a true man, you can come crawling back on your 'ands and knees. Oui?

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[not_onyourside]

Ah. You would be zhe type to want a woman on her knees.

[Leer.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

Dude, I dunno why she keeps bringing you back. You're sorta a jerk to her.

What is it with chicks and Spies?

[And his Ma and Spies. All of you Spies should just up and disappear as far as he's concerned.]

[un_beau_coquin]

On zheir knees, on zheir backs, on zheir stomachs.... Variety is zhe spice of life, mon ami.

[un_beau_coquin]

I am irresistible. Zhat is fact.

Zhough I suppose you would not be able to recognize charm if it kicked you in zhe nuts, oui?

[bring_the_beatdown]

Hey! I'm plenty charming! I got girls crawlin' all over me. So shut the freak up.

[And you totally believe him right? Right?]

[not_onyourside]

But of course. Imagine how boring eet would be ozzerwise, what a sad existence.

So. What does your mundane have you doing now? Collecting dust?

[un_beau_coquin]

Right. I'll believe zhat zhe day your mozzer decides zhat my bed is not 'er favorite place to visit.

[un_beau_coquin]

Boring may be a favorable choice every now and zhen. Especially if I feel zhat some relaxation is in order.

You are exactly correct. It 'as been less zhan enjoyable. And you?

[not_onyourside]

Nearly zhe same. Cruel of zhem. I zhink we rate far better attentions zhan zhese. Unfortunately we seem to have no say een zhe matter.

[hasstandards]

You, a true man. Right.

[pocketsurgeon]

Zhat... doesn't make any sense.

[un_beau_coquin]

Is zhe idea too difficult for your mind to compre'end, mon ami? After all, you lack a point of reference.

[un_beau_coquin]

I am quite aware zhat your inferior mind may 'ave some difficulty understanding my words. If you'd like, I can attempt to phrase it in simpler terms.

[hasstandards]

I'm more a man than you, ya frog.

[un_beau_coquin]

Non, zhat is indeed zhe nature of zhings, I'm afraid.

Tell me, mon ami, if you were not simply collecting dust, what is it you would razzer be doing?

[un_beau_coquin]

Sure, oui, of course.

If being a man involves pissing into jars and zhrowing zhem at people, zhen oui, you are zhe epitome of man'ood.

[pocketsurgeon]

Tch. Vy vould your mundane crawl? Is somezing wrong viz her legs?

[hasstandards]

It gets the job done more than your fancy suits ever have.

[un_beau_coquin]

Right. Am I to commend you for your... creativity? Last I recall, neizzer suits nor jars of piss were ever intended to be used as a weapon.

[un_beau_coquin]

It is a gesture of 'umility. Groveling, if you will.

[pocketsurgeon]

To you? Vhatever for?

[He does not get it.]

[un_beau_coquin]

For being so merciful and forgiving as to allow 'er to associate wizh me again.

Are you in your sound mind, Docteur?

[pocketsurgeon]

You do not make any sense. You don't haff a choice ein ze matter, being as you live ein her head.

I zink perhaps ze cloaking is interfering viz your cognitive functions. You should haff zat checked.

[un_beau_coquin]

...I zhink you may just be missing zhe point entirely.

Once she realizes zhat 'er ozzer "muses" are simply annoying children in comparison to me, she'll be begging for my good will. I do not 'ave to treat 'er so well, you see.

[hasstandards]

S'not just piss in a jar, you know. It's Jarate.