homeless, like he should be

[archness]

So, let me make sure I've got this straight. I get to meet, like, every kick-ass fictional character ever if I hang out here? And I don't have to actually do anything, just sit here and let them come to me, so we can hang out and shoot the shit? And most of the chicks are from those Japanese tentacle porn cartoons?

Does my throbbing man-junk give you an answer as to my feelings on this, or do I need to use words?

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[archness]

Okay, still hot, but I'm not ready to go yet. Uh. Thanks.

[inqueblots]

[Which of course means according to the rules of this miserable place, she can't just kill him.]

Well, that ruins it for me.

Is there any chance your mundane has a list of places you won't be going? It'll help when I'm on the market for a new place to stretch my legs.

[So to speak.]

[archness]

[If he knew he was immortal... well, let's just say everyone is probably better off he not know.]

The douchebag's probably gonna keep me around here and those 'meme' things. There's some excuse like, "Oh, I can't handle another character, because I'm a little whiny baby who can't pay attention to any more! Boo hoo hoo, I love dicks!"

And I wouldn't be sent to one of those places where the goal is to get laid all the time anyway. Yeah, thanks for letting me know those exist and keeping me away from them, asshole.

[inqueblots]

[Figures that's the one thing they have in common.]

Well, that narrows it down to just north of useless.

[archness]

[Alright, alright, he'll get some more details.]

Nowhere I'm going to get any, and screw you again for that, mundane. Nowhere that's 'serious business,' whatever that actually means. What the hell is a slice of life? Does that do anything for you?

[inqueblots]

My "slice of life" involves high-end industrial sabotage and a paycheck in the range of what you probably assume is an imaginary number.

Most of the "slice of life" games don't make the cut.

[It's why she's been homeless so long, really. That, and most places don't allow for such large-scale destruction.]