homeless, like he should be

[archness]

So, let me make sure I've got this straight. I get to meet, like, every kick-ass fictional character ever if I hang out here? And I don't have to actually do anything, just sit here and let them come to me, so we can hang out and shoot the shit? And most of the chicks are from those Japanese tentacle porn cartoons?

Does my throbbing man-junk give you an answer as to my feelings on this, or do I need to use words?