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[force_a_nature]

Oh no. This ain't happenin'. Yer not pullin' me out just to get my ass kicked. Click off that tumble shit and go back to your whiny ass little werewolves and Little Miss Sunshine.

Speakin' of her, you should hook me up with one of them. I could teach her a lot about what the world's like outside that tower.

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[hasstandards]

I knew you were a desperate lad, but even I thought you had some standards, mate. Yet here you are, askin' your mundane to set you up with a werewolf.

[force_a_nature]

I wasn't talkin' about datin' the wolves. It's all a bunch of dudes. I meant Little Ms Sunshine. Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair? You seen this babe?

Go-orgeous with an arm like y'wouldn't believe. Bet if i gave her a bat, she could knock your head clean off.

[hasstandards]

Rapunzel? You mean from the fairy tale they tell kids about your age?

[force_a_nature]

How young do you think I am?!

But yeah, her.

[lurkerwolf]

Whiny ass little werewolf?

[force_a_nature]

Yeah, that's what I said. And stop with the show and tell fangs, why doncha. Uncle Bad Touch makes you look like a pussy cat.

[lurkerwolf]

Uncle Bad Touch? [Arches eyebrow]

A pussy cat can't rip your throat out with its teeth.

[force_a_nature]

You know, goatee, kills people, makes moves on teenagers. Him.

Actually, they probably could if they were all moonstruck like you lot are.

[teenagebadboy]

Just watch out for her frying pan. [Snorts amused]

[force_a_nature]

Watch out for it? I plan on givin' her a baseball bat. Set her on a certain team. It'll be beautiful!

[teenagebadboy]

[Frown slightly] Set her on a certain team? What're you getting at?

[force_a_nature]

You've seen her swing with that pan, right? She should be usin' that t'her advantage. Get out there. Mix it up. She could make serious bank on what she can do.

[400000]

Is not Scout's job to get ass kicked?

[force_a_nature]

No!

Not!

Well, sometimes.

Shut up!


Especially not when it involves hurt/comfort, okay?

[400000]

Scout does not need comfort.

Scout respawns, and then knows to fight harder. Is very simple process.

[notintehkitchen]

Dare I even ask?

[force_a_nature]

Chains. Beating. Stockholm Syndrome. That's the highlights. Want more?

[notintehkitchen]

Look, I see you seem interested in some imaginary girl but it's not healthy for you. Perhaps you could focus on Miss Pauling again and try not to annoy her. It'd be easy. Just don't act like you.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Wait a minute.. Werewolves? Where the freak are you at that has werewolves?

[force_a_nature]

I'm talkin' about where she's got me stored.

[bring_the_beatdown]

You live wit' a werewolf? Jesus. I thought I had it bad having to live with Merasmus.

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Mundane should "hook up" little Scout with no one. Poor girl did nothing to deserve Scout.

[force_a_nature]

Hey! Stop trying to get in the way of me getting some!

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Make me.

[its_not_unusual]

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