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Oh no. This ain't happenin'. Yer not pullin' me out just to get my ass kicked. Click off that tumble shit and go back to your whiny ass little werewolves and Little Miss Sunshine.

Speakin' of her, you should hook me up with one of them. I could teach her a lot about what the world's like outside that tower.

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I knew you were a desperate lad, but even I thought you had some standards, mate. Yet here you are, askin' your mundane to set you up with a werewolf.

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I wasn't talkin' about datin' the wolves. It's all a bunch of dudes. I meant Little Ms Sunshine. Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair? You seen this babe?

Go-orgeous with an arm like y'wouldn't believe. Bet if i gave her a bat, she could knock your head clean off.

Whiny ass little werewolf?

Just watch out for her frying pan. [Snorts amused]

Is not Scout's job to get ass kicked?

Rapunzel? You mean from the fairy tale they tell kids about your age?

Dare I even ask?

How young do you think I am?!

But yeah, her.

Yeah, that's what I said. And stop with the show and tell fangs, why doncha. Uncle Bad Touch makes you look like a pussy cat.

Watch out for it? I plan on givin' her a baseball bat. Set her on a certain team. It'll be beautiful!

No!

Not!

Well, sometimes.

Shut up!

Especially not when it involves hurt/comfort, okay?

Chains. Beating. Stockholm Syndrome. That's the highlights. Want more?

Uncle Bad Touch? [Arches eyebrow]

A pussy cat can't rip your throat out with its teeth.

Scout does not need comfort.

Scout respawns, and then knows to fight harder. Is very simple process.

[Frown slightly] Set her on a certain team? What're you getting at?

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You know, goatee, kills people, makes moves on teenagers. Him.

Actually, they probably could if they were all moonstruck like you lot are.

Thank! You!

That's right. See, you get it.

Course, I wouldn't say no to some comfort from that Rapunzel chick but I don't need t'be hurt for that, y'know what I mean?

You've seen her swing with that pan, right? She should be usin' that t'her advantage. Get out there. Mix it up. She could make serious bank on what she can do.

That may be so, but they ain't.

Oh, that was what you meant.

No, I haven't see her swing it around. I don't intend to either.

See, still not worrying me. I deal daily with lizardboy and the blue eyed hoodlum and Uncle Bad Touch. Not scary.

What? Don't like a babe that can handle herself?

Yes but I'm far more dangerous. [Eyes glows red for a moment.] Keep that in mind, bat boy.

And Scout is aware this is mere child's story book character?

Is not real.

Didn't mean it like that. It's all right she can handle herself.

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