Asking those tough questions of the fandom. ALSO SO LATE.

[notintehkitchen]

Why is everyone so fascinated with me sitting down?

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[hasstandards]

Your guess is as good as any. At least it's with you sittin' down, and not... you know.

[Linefacing, as if that's any kind of an explanation as to what "you know" means.]

[notintehkitchen]

Hm? What does "you know" mean? Could you be talking about those people who like to make you and Spy friendly together?

[hasstandards]

[He snorts indignantly because yes, that was exactly what he meant.]

It's bloody ridiculous is what it is.

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[notintehkitchen]

Ir could always be worse, people could put you together with Saxton Hale.

[sentryslinger]

Everyone's gotta be entertained somehow, Pyro. Maybe they thought the way you were sittin' there, engrossed in the story, was endearing.

[notintehkitchen]

But they like to tamper with photos and put me in odd situations I don't understand.

[sentryslinger]

Odd situations? What kind of odd situations?

[notintehkitchen]

Like shrinking me and making me fit inside a man's hand.

[force_a_nature]

They like lookin' at an easy target?

Why are you complainin'? I'd be all for them just wantin' me sittin' there.

[notintehkitchen]

[Glaaaaaaaaaaaaaares.]

Easy target? Me?

I suppose they think of it as cute. My mannerisms seem perfectly normal to me though.

[force_a_nature]

Hey! Don't give me that look!

I meant they think sittin' down makes y'one. Geez. Touchie, aren't we?

Cute? Uhmmm... I'm sure that's what they think. Suuuure.

[notintehkitchen]

Well, I know for a fact I'm cuter then you--burn scars and all.

[LOOK AT THIS FACE.

THIS IS THE FACE OF CUTENESS.]

[not_onyourside]

What would you prefer zhey enjoy you doing?

[notintehkitchen]

Burning spies! I like to call the BLU one Crispy.

[not_onyourside]

[He'll just take a few steps away. Just to be safe.]

I am sure he appreciates eet.

But most people are not interested een our work, more our off duty escapades.

[its_not_unusual]

[ You found: MANN CO. SUPPLY CRATE ]

This is beautiful.

[notintehkitchen]

[WELL OKAY.

She'll try her luck.

Here goes that handy dandy key she's been saving. What could she get?]

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[electricbugaloo]

Man, who knows? My friend has, uh, anger issues and my fandom likes to make fun of it.

[notintehkitchen]

What sort of anger issues?

[electricbugaloo]

Well, uh... I'm not sure how much I can say without him getting upset with me, but whenever a particular subject comes up, he launches into a tirade at whoever's around, even if they're not doing anything wrong. Then he runs off before anyone can react.

... It's kind of embarrassing!