Asking those tough questions of the fandom. ALSO SO LATE.

[notintehkitchen]

Why is everyone so fascinated with me sitting down?

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[hasstandards]

Your guess is as good as any. At least it's with you sittin' down, and not... you know.

[Linefacing, as if that's any kind of an explanation as to what "you know" means.]

[notintehkitchen]

Hm? What does "you know" mean? Could you be talking about those people who like to make you and Spy friendly together?

[hasstandards]

[He snorts indignantly because yes, that was exactly what he meant.]

It's bloody ridiculous is what it is.

[1/?]

[notintehkitchen]

Ir could always be worse, people could put you together with Saxton Hale.

[2/3]

[notintehkitchen]

Oh.

[3/3]

[notintehkitchen]

I'm being told that already exists.

[hasstandards]

... You can't be serious.

[notintehkitchen]

I wouldn't lie about something like that.

[hasstandards]

[Cringing. Criiiiinging.]

I know you wouldn't. Unfortunately.

I don't want to know what else is out there that's makin' me look unprofessional, do I?

[notintehkitchen]

My mun says she's seen you paired with just about everyone including female versions of the same class.

It seems like people really like to draw you!

[hasstandards]

I'm honored. Downright thrilled.

[He says with a lineface and the flattest tone possible.]

[notintehkitchen]

Really? You don't sound like it.

[SOMEONE ISN'T PICKING UP ON HUGE CLUES.]

[hasstandards]

[Sigh.]

Let's put it this way: how would you like it if everyone thought you and Scout were seein' one another?

[notintehkitchen]

You think anyone would actually believe that?

[hasstandards]

It's more believable than you and me, isn't it?

[notintehkitchen]

[Slightly hurt.]

I fail to see how.

[hasstandards]

Well, he is closer to your age and what have you.

[Not that Sniper is ever going to be happy about that.]

[sentryslinger]

Everyone's gotta be entertained somehow, Pyro. Maybe they thought the way you were sittin' there, engrossed in the story, was endearing.

[notintehkitchen]

Does that really matter so much? I don't care at all.

[notintehkitchen]

But they like to tamper with photos and put me in odd situations I don't understand.

[sentryslinger]

Odd situations? What kind of odd situations?

[notintehkitchen]

Like shrinking me and making me fit inside a man's hand.

[sentryslinger]

[He holds back a laugh.]

Well, I've got to hand it to whoever did that: it is odd, alright.

[hasstandards]

What about you and Truckie, then? Would you rather people thought you two had somethin' goin' on?

Though I could see where they'd get that idea in their heads, seein' how you're always keeping an eye on things for him. Spies and all.

[notintehkitchen]

Hmm, maybe I shouldn't complain though. Mr. Hawk has it a lot worse off then I seem to.