Better believe he's pii22ed - reserved at arcanarum

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

you know iit'2 funny a part of me wa2 actually dii22iipoiinted when you found out ii wa2 taken by 2omeone who hadn't moved over to thii2 2iite yet.
ii thought ii wa2 goiing to rot away iin your head2pace whiile you gave all the attentiion to the iin2ufferable hiip2ter douchefiin.
but no turn2 out you get a place and everythiing look2 liike iit miight work out after all.






SO WHAT THE FUCK II2 THII2 2UPPO2ED TO BE.
ii'm not bliind and you 2ure a2 hell better not get any other 2mart iidea2 or ii 2wear ii wiill punch a hole through paradox 2pace and 2trangle you two death.
iit'2 worth takiing you down iit iif iit mean2 briingiing two eriidans wiith me dont thiink u2iing my own wellbeiing a2 a threat wiill 2ave you.
fuck.

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[doomedtwiceasmuch]

whoop2, you caught me, thii2 whole thiing wa2 a 2ham.
the entiire po2t wa2 a 2ubtle ploy to triick you iinto beliieviing iim on the way and get your hope2 up.
now that you've 2een through iit ii gue22 there2 no poiint iin keepiing up the liie.
you're ju2t two good kk ii never 2hould've triied iin the fiir2t place.

[aneurysms]

HA HA HA.
YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS SOLLUX.
TRULY A COMEDIAN.
HERE I WAS GOING TO OFFER YOU A PLACE TO STAY. MY FUCKING BAD.

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

and of cour2e iid jump at the chance two liive wiith the noii2iie2t hiivemate in exii2tence

[He wouldn't actually mind, though, despite the sarcasm joking insincerity.]

but ff miight be goiing two
and iif that2 the ca2e iit2 kiind of a giiven that iid try and 2tay wiith her iin2tead.

[aneurysms]

FEFERI'S COMING BACK?
I GUESS SHE'LL GET HER OLD ROOM?
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. THE RULERS LIKE TO FUCK WITH EVERYONE.





HA HA HA.
YOU CAN HAVE ERIDAN'S ROOM.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

ii 2aiid 2he miight be not that 2he ii2
dont a22ume thii2 mean2 iit2 defiiniite ii dont know

and oh dear jegu2 fuck no
you can move iintwo ed'2 room

[aneurysms]

WELL IF SHE IS SHE CAN HAVE HER OLD ROOM.
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

FUCK OFF.
MY ROOM IS MINE.

[doomedtwiceasmuch]

correct
your room ii2 miine
glad we agree

[aneurysms]

NO.
NO NO NO NO.
OH, AND NO.

GO FUCK YOURSELF KINDLY.

IN FACT, NO I TAKE THE OFFER BACK.
GO LIVE WITH STRIDER INSTEAD.