Just a bit of voicetesting and pestering this muse

[uhitwasntme]

You're not funny in the least.

This is a very serious matter, so I don't like being called out of Darktown just to... Entertain you or.. something.

... Anyways, I'm not going to some bubble or tower or... Wherever else you said.

No questions, I'm just not going.

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KITTY HE WILL BREAK THEM WITH MAGIC GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW

[uhitwasntme]

Oh?

[Now that's sort of disappointing. Naming is always the fun part!!]

I wasn't aware you named yourselves.

CAN YOU FLY IN SPACE I BET YOU CAN'T

[double_edged]

I am a sentient being! And I've had just about enough of this!

[UH OH THERE HE GOES. CATCH HIM??]

HE'LL FIND A WAY. GET BACK HERE YOU FLYING HAIRBALL

[uhitwasntme]

[Mind if he uses some magic to disable those boots?

Bad Kitty.]

I'm only curious.

[Ser McHissyWhiskers.

That's good.]

NO STOP THAT'S MEAN

[double_edged]

[NO WHY THIS THING. He doesn't get very far before he flops back down on the floor, reaching for his wrench next.]

You can take your curiousity elsewhere!

TOO BAD KITTY

[uhitwasntme]

[He's not doing anything.]

Now, I don't see what's gotten you all riled up.

I CAN STILL JOG...............

[double_edged]

Do you do this to every species you encounter?!

RUDE

[uhitwasntme]

Just cats.

[Humans he actively tries to avoid like the plague.]

NO YOU ARE GET OFF HIS BUTT

[double_edged]

I'm not a cat. I'm a Lombax.

NU-UH

[uhitwasntme]

So.

A large breed of cats who can talk.

STOP MAKING THAT FACE THAT'S RUDE TOO

[double_edged]

Yes, I believe we've established tha-- I'm not a cat!

Re: STOP MAKING THAT FACE THAT'S RUDE TOO

[uhitwasntme]

You have ears like a cat.

And a tail.

And fur.

[Yep.

cat.]

Unless you're a new race entirely from a different continent than Thedas.

[... Ew which one of your ancestors did the dirty with a cat, man.]

[double_edged]

My home planet is in another galaxy. I wouldn't expect someone like you to know about it.

Now allow me to take my leave.

[That's for him to know, and you to go fuck yourself]

[uhitwasntme]

Another planet? I don't think even the Tevinters have any notion of space travel..

So there's an entire planet of large cats?

[double_edged]

...this discussion is over.

[Oh my Zoni Anders you don't just ask catpeople if there's catplanets.]

[uhitwasntme]

[Yeah-huh, he just did.]

You haven't done anything but yell at me.

It's hardly a discussion, yet.

[double_edged]

My planet is none of your business.

[uhitwasntme]

You're on mine. It hardly seems fair.

[Or whatever.]

[double_edged]

Personal business is mine, and mine alone. I hardly even know your name, let alone what you plan to do with the information.

[uhitwasntme]

I'm just curious. Right now, it's not like I could do anything with it.

[double_edged]

Is no an unfamiliar word with you?

[uhitwasntme]

Not really.

I'm not doing you any harm.

[double_edged]

Then let me go.

[uhitwasntme]

Now, now, there's no need to be so upset.

[double_edged]

What do you want in order for you to leave me alone?

[uhitwasntme]

[. . .]

Can I pet you?