Just a bit of voicetesting and pestering this muse

[uhitwasntme]

You're not funny in the least.

This is a very serious matter, so I don't like being called out of Darktown just to... Entertain you or.. something.

... Anyways, I'm not going to some bubble or tower or... Wherever else you said.

No questions, I'm just not going.

Comments

[double_edged]

[What.

No.

That's not purring, you're nuts.]

[uhitwasntme]

[Aaaaw, see, General Hissywhiskers? It's okay. Nice scratchies on your ears and neck and head.]

[double_edged]

[Head? Yes. Neck? Waaaay too touchy there, pal.

The Lombax yanks back with a sputter, dusting himself off.]

Don't you have anywhere else to be?!

[uhitwasntme]

Apparently not.

[double_edged]

What do you mean apparently?

[uhitwasntme]

I'm not in Kirkwall, and no one presently needs healing.

[Shruug]

[double_edged]

So. The only way you'll leave is if I break someone's legs.

[uhitwasntme]

I don't advise that. It seems more unneccessary than not.

[double_edged]

It'll give you something else to do.

[uhitwasntme]

it's also unnecessary cruel.

[He's obligated to stop you.]

[double_edged]

And this isn't?

[uhitwasntme]

I'm not harming you. You seemed to enjoy it quite a bit.

[double_edged]

Purring could also mean I'm agitated.

[uhitwasntme]

But you do purr.

[double_edged]

...why do you exist.

[uhitwasntme]

Well, you see, when a mom and a dad love each other very much....

[They'll raise you and then despise your guts.]

[double_edged]

That much is apparent, it seems.

[No pun intended.]