Just a bit of voicetesting and pestering this muse

[uhitwasntme]

You're not funny in the least.

This is a very serious matter, so I don't like being called out of Darktown just to... Entertain you or.. something.

... Anyways, I'm not going to some bubble or tower or... Wherever else you said.

No questions, I'm just not going.

Comments

[uhitwasntme]

Not really.

I'm not doing you any harm.

[double_edged]

Then let me go.

[uhitwasntme]

Now, now, there's no need to be so upset.

[double_edged]

What do you want in order for you to leave me alone?

[uhitwasntme]

[. . .]

Can I pet you?

[double_edged]

...what. Why?

[uhitwasntme]

[Shruuug.]

I really like cats.

[double_edged]

...if I let you pet me, will you go away?

[uhitwasntme]

Potentially

[double_edged]

...I'm timing you. Five minutes, and no more.

[uhitwasntme]

[Glee!]

Alright.

[Don't mind him giving you scritchies behind the ears and lots of pettings.]

[double_edged]

[Yeah, okay, just keep those hands above the waist and we'll be fine, pal.]

[uhitwasntme]

[Of course! It's just behind the ears and on the neck.]

[double_edged]

[What.

No.

That's not purring, you're nuts.]

[uhitwasntme]

[Aaaaw, see, General Hissywhiskers? It's okay. Nice scratchies on your ears and neck and head.]

[double_edged]

[Head? Yes. Neck? Waaaay too touchy there, pal.

The Lombax yanks back with a sputter, dusting himself off.]

Don't you have anywhere else to be?!

[uhitwasntme]

Apparently not.

[double_edged]

What do you mean apparently?

[uhitwasntme]

I'm not in Kirkwall, and no one presently needs healing.

[Shruug]

[double_edged]

So. The only way you'll leave is if I break someone's legs.

[uhitwasntme]

I don't advise that. It seems more unneccessary than not.

[double_edged]

It'll give you something else to do.

[uhitwasntme]

it's also unnecessary cruel.

[He's obligated to stop you.]

[double_edged]

And this isn't?

[uhitwasntme]

I'm not harming you. You seemed to enjoy it quite a bit.