hello Vanellope you're a random muse to get hit with when I'm watching Thor

[sweettart]

Hey! You! Player! (This is some sort of text-based adventure game or something, right? Right.) Can we talk?

Seeeeeee, it's not so much that I mind you coming along and pulling me out of Sugar Rush to play me - it's a little weird that you could, but it's a nice change of pace, getting to be a player avatar. But couldn't you have waited? You pulled me before the big race! Do you even know how long I've been waiting for that day? And yeah it's... nice... being able to get out of the game for once, but... I was gonna be a racer. And that's what I was built for, not roleplaying games. Ya got me? Okay, good.

Besides, it's been a while since you've watched the movie, and if you really wanna try this, that'd be the first step. Icons should probably be the second.

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[sweettart]

Oh, but see, I paid my coin, and I'm on the board, so yeah, I'm totally racing.

She's making some icons herself, actually. She might use some of those though, I guess.

[confectioncrown]

The coin you thtole.
And no. You're not.
We've gone over thith, over and over and OVER again! What in good grumdrops do I have to do to get you to lithhen?!

[sweettart]

I only borrowed it! I'm going to give it back when I win!

You keep on saying that but you're wrong! I'm a racer! I can feel it! And maybe when I finally win a race you'll start listening!

[confectioncrown]

And if you don't?

It doethn't MATTER! You're a GLITCH and you CAN'T RACE! You're the one who needs to THTART LITHENING, or you're going to endanger the entire game! Do you WANT to get us unplugged?! DO YOU?!

[He's clearly getting worked up.]

[sweettart]

That... that doesn't matter! Because I will!

I'M NOT A GLITCH! I just have pixlexia, okay?

[Him and her both.]

It wouldn't! That wouldn't happen!

[confectioncrown]

Glitch, "Pixlexia", whatever you want to call it it's thtill the thame thing to the players! A broken code, a broken game! Which means we'll be UNPLUGGED!
It's thimply something we cannot afford to risk! So I FORBID YOU FROM ENTERING THAT RACE!

[sweettart]

It'd be fine! I bet players would really like me!! You're lying, I'd be great!

I've already entered, you can't stop me from racing in it! My name is on the board and everything!

[confectioncrown]

AND IF YOU'RE WRONG?!

[His patience is wearing thin.]

I CAN thtop you. And I will.

[sweettart]

I know I'm not! I know it!

[Look Vanellope is totally convinced she's right on this one okay. She's not budging YOU TYRANT]

That's what you think.

[confectioncrown]

Do I need to lock you up in the Fungeon until after the race?
It'th not thomething I want to do... but you're leaving me no choice.

[He may need to remind you that he could just imprison you permanently.
But he doesn't.
Though that could change, if you're not careful, Vanellope.]

[sweettart]

Pff, yeah right. You'd have to catch me first if you wanted to do that.

[This is the benefit of having a secret lair that nobody else knows about.]