dear_mun | voice testing

If he names a dog after me, the game is gonna need a new protagonist.

Better not wind up dying, then. I don't think our dear brother's heart could take it...without getting a furry little replacement.

That's why he's gonna be the one to go under. Won't have to worry about furry replacements then. Besides, the game has a real unfortunate way of getting in the way of us settling the score between us. Startin' to think it might never happen.

Eh, it's probably better that way. With his luck, just before you're about to land the killing blow a truck will come out of nowhere and nail you.

I hate how right that sounds. I have some standards about how I go out, and by a truck or by Travis's obnoxious luck... I'm not happy with either way.

See? You're better off playing the "cool, handsome foil" who trolls him at every turn. Trust me on this one.

Seems like that's the best bet to ensure I don't die in some embarrassingly humiliating way. [ Because like he could actually win in a real fight with him. ]

[Yeah, there's no breaking that plot armor.]

At least it's fun. Even you've gotta admit pissing him off never gets old.

Well, I'll admit I enjoy stealin' his kills. Not only does he get all upset but I also get some other fun out of it.

Oh please, do tell.

The reason that we chose this role out of everythin' that we could do. It's because we like killin' people. And if I didn't get to in a game... I'd consider myself a shite assassin.

Yeah, I'd say that sounds about right. There's certainly something satisfying about taking life with your own two hands...or, in your case, your totally-not-a-light saber. Still, I don't mind the game I'm in too much.

...as shocking as that must be.

That is quite shockin'. Turning native on us, Jeane?

Aww Henry, I think you know me better than that.

[OOC: Here ya go! All those journals should be still up, I just completely forgot to set up the usertag.]

Heh.

Well enough, anyway.

Still, I can understand happiness outside of just killin'. But I'm not gonna get all mushy. That's just not in me. So, think that's all I'll say on that bit.

Well, I wouldn't call it happiness. I guess it's just...nice to do something else for a change. Besides, every single kill I've struck up after offing dear old dad and before the final boss fight was just filler. Put a smile on my face and money in my wallet, sure, but filler's still just filler.

Filler is just filler. And at least you got some monsters so it isn't like you've decided to try out the domestic lifestyle. Somethin' like that would just drive us all batty.

Domestic? Are you kidding? I would be hanging from the rafters after the first two months. ...which is still better than how Destroyman or Bad Girl would do, actually.

Much better. I'd be surprised if there was anything left after a week.

Bad Girl would totally last longer than Destroyman by like a week...but only if there was booze. Otherwise, she'd be completely fucked nine ways to Sunday.

...actually, now I'm wondering if she'd be able to outlast us all with booze...

That's a depressin' thought...

But that may be I just hate the thought of losing. Even to something not worth winning.

Yeah, we'd probably be better off hanging ourselves than living in a domestic game. Even if we could handle it, it'd just be so boring.

That's the sort of torture I hope this player won't be thinkin' on. Send me against some monster or some psychopaths. I'd rather be cuttin' 'em up and in life or death situations than worrying what color will match my bloody kitchen.

Tch, tell me about it. I joined my game in the middle of winter with nothing but my default outfit on and proceeded to freeze my ass off for seven days. Still was better than any slice of life bullshit.

Speaking of which, I'm pretty much required by contract to say "hey, feel free to give Route a look!". I doubt it would be you or your player's thing, but a girl can hope for some more action.

Surprised you didn't lose any toes in that.

Eh. I'll give it a look around. Can't promise nothin', but I'll still promise a gander.

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It kills me how casually they're talking about this.

Me too. u////u hope his voice test is going well, btw. any pointers?

No, actually. I'd say you're doing great!

good, good! u////////u!!!!

Yeah, I can just about hear his voice in my head.

AWESOME.

Oh by the way, I do have some Henry icons lying about if you're interested.

sure, send 'em my way.

Alright, I'll link you to the account since it's got the credit and whatnot.

THANKS.

NO PROB.

:D

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