voice testing

[killstealing]

Well, now.

Almost got everything set, haven't we?

Guess, it doesn't hurt to test out the old voice.

It's not like we'll be given many second chances where we're going.

Comments

[killstealing]

Guess you'll be learnin' as you teach.

Oh, by the way! In case you wanted to know a friend of mine is considering apping Travis

[begetsvengeance]

Sounds like fun. If you want, I can always tell you all the juicy details.

OH MY. O-O;

[killstealing]

If you like.

That's what places like this are here for in case I take awhile to get off the ground.

YEAH! We were talking about how Henry would totally be the Gary to Travis' Ash.

[begetsvengeance]

Yeah, unlike back home we can't do a damn thing unless the player's ready to move their ass. Sucks, don't it?

SMELL YOU LATER, TRAVIS.

[killstealing]

Actually, to be fair, that sounds about right how things were back home.

HENRY WAS HERE; TRAVIS IS A LOSER.

[begetsvengeance]

In a sense, I suppose you're right. Though really, we were probably off doing something while the players were trying to get to us, unlike Travis who can't even take a shit without the their permission.

“I’d better split before I catch loser-itis!”

[killstealing]

Fair assessment there, little sister.

Off carryin' kills that need not be named since I am an assassin. Or dealin' with some nightmares that need not ever be mentioned. I can't just sit around and wait for him to get finished, after all.

OH GOD... Man, this just makes me want it more. I love disfunctional family times in RPing.

[begetsvengeance]

I do it all for you, big brother.

And yeah, that wouldn't be very like you, now would it? After all, those kills aren't gonna steal themselves.

u///u!

[killstealing]

Well, his kills are begging to be stolen.

If he's gonna just sit about and let 'em charge up or enjoy his porn, then it's the old adage of snoozing and losing.

[begetsvengeance]

Well, if you end up joining Travis and me, I doubt much will change. At least, I hope not. I missed most of your steals thanks to being about six feet under, so seeing you in action would be fun.

[killstealing]

What? Lookin' for an actual family reunion?

[begetsvengeance]

That's a funny way to pronounce "rematch".

Plus, you and I never actually "met" in game. At least, as far as the players know.

[killstealing]

Suppose it is.

Fair point. But I'm guessin' Travis talked about you to me. I'm guessing. There's a lot about me that's left up in the air. Like how I ended up in Ireland. I spoke a bit about that to Travis's pet [ Read: Shinobu. ]. Ah, well... now I'm wonderin' what I know.

Never a fun thing to do. Especially this late in the game.

[begetsvengeance]

Probably for the best if you don't think too hard. This IS a Suda51 game. Besides, you and I both broke the forth wall in-game quite a bit, so it's possible we know of each other. You know, I know you as the true final boss, and you know me as the final boss.

[killstealing]

Ah... that means Travis will have to give the exposition. Not thinkin' that you'd be wanting to give it to me. Or would you?

[begetsvengeance]

...

I'd rather I do it.

[killstealing]

All right, then.

Guess we got it sorted.

[begetsvengeance]

Guess so.

[That went well, or so she thinks.]

...looks like the conversation ran its course. Unless you've got something you'd like to ask or tell me.

[killstealing]

Can't think of anythin'.

Sorry.

I'm being a bit of a shite for not having something meaningful to say here, I guess.

[begetsvengeance]

It's cool. Remember, I dated Travis; I'm used to disappointment.

[Sick burns all day erryday.]

See you around, I guess. Even if you don't join our little family reunion, there's always memes. Or museboxes.

[killstealing]

[ Ah, well that cheers him up and insults him at the same time. Gonna leave it be for now. ]

Yes, there's always another stage.

[ Tip of the head and off he goes. ]