Possible movie spoilers (Canon is the comic.)

[kickingit]

Not that long ago, I would have given anything to have a superhero movie series based off of me. Especially one that didn't suck balls. Now, I just want my life to go back to how it was before everything got so fucked up.

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[balisongbirthday]

[ Dude, you were asking for it. Playing gay for pussy? Piece of shit thing to do, if Mindy says so herself. And she does say so. You reap what you sow, Kick-Ass. ]

Mine's not fucking party either. Dad's still dead, and there's no Mom waiting for me to run back to. There are pros and cons, either way.

And D'amico's still out there, piece of shit that he is.

[kickingit]

[The plan sounded so much better in his head...Has nothing but regrets about it. Not only did he make himself look like a total ass, but Katie became a target because of him.]

That sucks, sorry. [Frowns.]

I can't believe how fucked up he becomes. I mean, I knew he was evil and all, but even his dad didn't pull the kind of shit he's done.

[balisongbirthday]

Yeah, I know. I know. Not sure I'm looking forward to the next go-round on the cinema, but it's fast approaching. [ She shrugs, small and slight. ] Hopefully puberty will be kind...

...and hopefully I won't end up in a fucking cell.

Probably will, though.

[kickingit]

Holy shit, that's right. You're gonna be fifteen in it, aren't you? Talk about a time warp.

At least you get to fast forward through middle school.

[balisongbirthday]

Yeah, tell me about it. Not missing much, right?

[kickingit]

That is just...wow, really fucking weird. But hey, at least you don't have to worry too much about people giving you shit. Last I checked, you had everything under control.

[Dangling someone over a building and then dumping them into a truck leaves an impression.]

[balisongbirthday]

You've never been a teenage girl. [ Seriously they're fucking vicious. She'd rather fuck up drug dealers any day. ]