Possible movie spoilers (Canon is the comic.)

[kickingit]

Not that long ago, I would have given anything to have a superhero movie series based off of me. Especially one that didn't suck balls. Now, I just want my life to go back to how it was before everything got so fucked up.

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[balisongbirthday]

Yeah, I know. I know. Not sure I'm looking forward to the next go-round on the cinema, but it's fast approaching. [ She shrugs, small and slight. ] Hopefully puberty will be kind...

...and hopefully I won't end up in a fucking cell.

Probably will, though.

[kickingit]

Holy shit, that's right. You're gonna be fifteen in it, aren't you? Talk about a time warp.

At least you get to fast forward through middle school.

[balisongbirthday]

Yeah, tell me about it. Not missing much, right?

[kickingit]

That is just...wow, really fucking weird. But hey, at least you don't have to worry too much about people giving you shit. Last I checked, you had everything under control.

[Dangling someone over a building and then dumping them into a truck leaves an impression.]

[balisongbirthday]

You've never been a teenage girl. [ Seriously they're fucking vicious. She'd rather fuck up drug dealers any day. ]