On being reawakened

[primogen_vampirate]

Now that I have your attention, darling, let's get something straight.

I am through with men. I don't care how entertaining you find these so-called "CW boys." I don't care if you find "snark" amusing, whatever that means.

I have no interest in any more of your foolishness. Now, back away from the Google Box and I won't reduce you to a fine red mist on the back wall.

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[indiscreet]

See, I knew there had to be some reason you and I tolerate each other so nicely, at the end of the night.

[primogen_vampirate]

I might blush.

[indiscreet]

Well, I am remarkably pretty.

[primogen_vampirate]

Pretty what, dear?

I'll happily fill in descriptors for you.

[indiscreet]

[ She laughs ] Why, pretty remarkable, of course. Pretty remarkable; remarkably pretty — take your pick.

[primogen_vampirate]

I would never deny either, my darling.

[indiscreet]

You do so know how to flatter me. You ought to give lessons to gentlemen.

[primogen_vampirate]

You know how stubborn men are. They wouldn't be likely to listen to a woman in trousers.

[indiscreet]

Hmph. And here I was thinking that your refusal to follow my fashion advice would at least never be a problem for me. Men aren't the only ones who are stubborn.

[primogen_vampirate]

No. They're not.