On being reawakened

[primogen_vampirate]

Now that I have your attention, darling, let's get something straight.

I am through with men. I don't care how entertaining you find these so-called "CW boys." I don't care if you find "snark" amusing, whatever that means.

I have no interest in any more of your foolishness. Now, back away from the Google Box and I won't reduce you to a fine red mist on the back wall.

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[andifeelfine]

Gosh, that's a bit extreme, isn't it?

[primogen_vampirate]

Well, I do come from the world of darkness, my dear.

[andifeelfine]

Well, so do I! But I feel like that kind of anger is... well, actually, it wouldn't actually be bad for your health, 'cos you're one of the other dead guys, but I feel like it's not really emotionally very healthy, I guess? Gotta let the things that hold you down go to move forward, right?

[primogen_vampirate]

I take it you're not familiar with Aristotle's theories on catharsis?

[indiscreet]

...I knew it.

[primogen_vampirate]

What's that, darling?

[andifeelfine]

Not a whole lotta good libraries out here anymore, although I know the word. I mean, catharsis is well and good, but it doesn't always fix all your problems, amirite? It can deal with your feelings right now, but I find it's more constructive to get to the root of the thing.

[daughters_of_janus]

Oh now aren't you just delicious kitten?

[primogen_vampirate]

We'll have to agree to disagree, my dear.

[primogen_vampirate]

A kitten? I think not. More of a cougar.

[indiscreet]

Your little puppet-master may need the fact clarified to her, but I always knew you were never much of one for men.

[daughters_of_janus]

Kittens? Cougars? What does it matter when the lights are off?

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh, we're back to this debate again, are we?

[primogen_vampirate]

Well, aren't you forward?

[indiscreet]

It's hardly a debate anymore, Mina, darling. You just confirmed what all of us already knew.

(( ...Anna >.< ))

[daughters_of_janus]

Oh don't tell me you don't like it.

[She is just smiling at her and not even trying to hide her fangs.]

[andifeelfine]

That's cool, too. Whatever works for you! Different people, different places, different phases of life or unlife; you can't expect the same thing to work for everyone, I guess.

Although it seems that boys are more trouble than they're worth for everyone.

[primogen_vampirate]

Is that so? Well, aren't you the knowledgeable one?

[indiscreet]

Of course she likes it. It's been ages of her denying the fact, of course.

But really, I wish you two happiness.

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh, you have no idea.

[primogen_vampirate]

Anna. Darling. Shut it.

[indiscreet]

Oh, always.

And I can't help if if I'm a bit irked with you and take it out in a bit of teasing, can I? Not after you left so suddenly. What am I to do but assume it's some manner of moral failing on your part? Sapphism is as good a sin as any other -- though I have you to thank for teaching me the word.

[daughters_of_janus]

[She's looking at you Anna and ignoring the fact the two were somewhat fighting.]

Why does it just have to be the two of us? You're welcome to come too duckling.

[primogen_vampirate]

I believe the word I used was "sapphist," my dear.

And as for my leaving, well, these things do happen.

all of Anna's trollface

[indiscreet]

Oh, it's quite alright. I prefer men, myself. You ladies have fun, though! [ finger wave ]