heading to exitvoid

[swissarmybow]

So you haven't played me right in, what, months? Good move with the impulse app. I really like how much you care.

That's not why I'm here. I want to clear something up.

I do not have a thing for women who can kick my ass. That's all in your head. So lay off it, please.

I even said please.

Comments

[daredevilawyer]

[smirk] Ugly doesn't scare me. [says the Man without Fear]

[swissarmybow]

Good. So if you get attacked by aliens, you oughta be covered.

[daredevilawyer]

Presumably, yes. Though I doubt any aliens will be visiting Hell's Kitchen anytime soon.

[swissarmybow]

It's good to stay out of their line of attack, when you can. Otherwise, get a Hulk and hope for the best.

[daredevilawyer]

A hulk? What's that?

[swissarmybow]

Big guy. Green. Violent.

[daredevilawyer]

Green... [Oho, he knows that guy.] Tends to smash through brick walls?

[swissarmybow]

Yeah, among other things.

[daredevilawyer]

I believe I've met him before. He saved my life. Good man in a fight.

[swissarmybow]

Oh yeah? He helped save the world, which isn't bad, I guess.